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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Grossed Out | Your Mom's House Ep. 699

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Mommies only this week in the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P. We talk about a fun box of DVD's Tom had, false advertising, and big D problems. Would you rather be 400 lbs or have your spouse be 400 lbs? The fans weigh in! Christina surprises Tom with a disgusting booger confession from Ali Macofsky and Christina asks Tom maybe the coolest question of all time. They discuss sharing tapes with your dad, where the most loads get spilled, some of the worst tattoos you've EVER seen, and Dhar Mann's actors protesting. Christina argues a bold defense strategy for Leonardo DiCaprio, they discuss Jonah Hill's Netflix documentary "Stutz," and we follow up on the roommate from hell. We watch a super cool Chiro adjustment, see more mommies telling their baristas they love them, Starbucks, TikToks and Nature is Metal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I have pulled my pants down so many times.

0:02.1

I just had it when I'd be like, hell no.

0:04.5

Yeah, so big.

0:05.5

We're not gonna, I need a doggy bag to take some of that home.

0:08.0

Okay.

0:09.0

Would you masturbate to the same material that your father,

0:12.8

let you know your father masturbates to.

0:14.9

No, just like she's an angel.

0:16.6

Oh, you know?

0:18.1

Angel standing by.

0:19.7

Yeah, she's a dick angel.

0:21.1

So you.

0:21.9

That's why I wore these today.

0:23.8

Just for you, buddy.

0:24.8

Yeah.

0:25.3

Just for you to think about coming all over him.

0:27.4

Thanks so much.

0:28.4

You got it.

0:29.4

Welcome.

0:30.4

Welcome to your mom's house.

0:40.8

Do you want to know a really cute story?

0:42.4

Last night my seven year old came into my bed last night around four in the morning and

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