Coming In Space | Your Mom's House Ep. 701

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to your favorite mothers’ house with Tom Segura and Christina P! Nadav is back from gambling rehab, we find the coolest blind guy, Tom reports on a murder that’s fun for the whole family, and we recap the incredible basketball game between Tom and Erie weatherman David Wolter. Tim tries to compliment Christine, Tom stands with Hilaria Baldwin, Christina makes a worrying discovery about herself and figure out the difference between cheetahs and leopards. We find out about a cool girl who’s REALLY into aircrafts, we revisit was cloths, and we investigate the questions about space that no one is asking.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Do I ever get sunshine from Tom?
0:01.7	Jesus Christ, man.
0:03.8	Throw with you.
0:05.2	I'm sorry.
0:05.7	I don't want to do it now.
0:06.4	No, come on!
0:07.5	Because we've seen the documentary
0:09.2	where people are into buildings or cars,
0:11.6	and it's hard to fuck up a building.
0:14.4	Or is it a car?
0:15.8	I imagine.
0:16.6	Yeah.
0:17.2	No one's talking about this.
0:18.7	No one's talking about ejaculating in space.
0:22.9	Welcome.
0:24.5	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:31.0	This episode of your mom's house is brought to you by SOTVA.
0:39.0	That is the mattress that I've been sleeping on now
0:41.0	for over a decade.
0:41.9	Not the same one.
0:42.8	I've actually rotated because I wanted to try
0:44.8	their full line of mattresses out.
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