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Bloodline Banter

Wheels Down... No Landon (ft. Skylar)

Bloodline Banter

2M Media Group

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0657 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we bring on our best friend from home, Skylar, and immediately regret it because the stories start getting a little too honest… and a little too incriminating. We kick things off with a full-circle moment, going all the way back to the original version of this podcast that never saw the light of day, mainly because some people were a little more camera shy back then (we won’t name names…Riley). From there, we get into one of the greatest betrayals of all time. Landon books an entire Disney trip, flights, Airbnb, park tickets, the whole thing… just to wake up the day before and decide he’s not going. No explanation, no warning, just vibes. Meanwhile, the rest of us are wheels down in Florida wondering how the one person with all the confirmation numbers is sitting at home twiddling his thumbs. Naturally, the Disney stories only get worse. We’re talking blacking out on roller coasters, gripping strangers for dear life, getting personally victimized by rides that absolutely should not feel THAT real, and realizing some people are just not built for amusement parks in any capacity. Some people being Riley Mitchell and Landon Mauk. Somewhere in the middle, we spiral into childhood stories, fighting like siblings but not actually being related, and the kind of friendships where you can go from choking each other out to laughing ten minutes later like nothing happened. And of course, we round things out with what really matters: food. Family events, homemade cooking that will bring a tear to your eye, protein pop tarts that should probably be illegal, and the ongoing debate of whether anything “healthy” is actually worth eating. If you’ve ever backed out of plans at the last second, nearly died on a roller coaster, or trusted a friend who absolutely should not be trusted… this episode is for you. Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel to bloodlinebanter@thecastcollective.com   LETS GET SOCIAL:   Bloodline Banter: Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/) Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter) Email - (bloodlinebanter@thecastcollective.com)   Landon Mauk: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@landonmauk) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@landon.mauk) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/)   Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933)   Skylar Oxford: Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/sj.oxford/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@dirtysodaintheskylarfoam)   Produced and Edited by: The Cast Collective (Nashville, TN) YouTube – (‪https://www.youtube.com/@TheCastCollective)  Instagram – (https://www.instagram.com/TheCastCollective) TikTok – (https://www.tiktok.com/@castcollective)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Get your head that far.

0:06.0

Get a wife from it.

0:07.1

I didn't do anything.

0:07.7

I think you're stupid.

0:13.5

I'll even love a shit, but I need no damn tuna fish on brand.

0:18.9

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter.

0:20.4

I'm Scholar.

0:21.4

I'm Landon. And I'm Raleigh and Scholar's our best friend from home. She is joining us today.

0:25.9

So this could be either very fun or self-incriminating. So anyways, you, I just lost all my train of

0:33.9

thought. But you're the first guest we've had on like family and friends was. Yeah, I should be because we started this in my house. And we took about two takes and said, scratch that. I'm not going to do this anymore. We've actually had two podcasts. The original bloodline banter was in my basement. And then we also had a podcast with Schuyler and it was called the unnamed podcast. Tell them why. We didn't even post our first episode. You want to know why we didn't post our first episode? Riley was terrified. He used to be camera shy. Then he got him some confidence. Now he wanted to say whatever he wants. This was the first episode in my house that my mom created just for the podcast. Yes. Me and Landon were over here conversed and having a great mom. We was and this is Riley the whole time. I was 350 pounds. I wasn't hiding behind nothing, bitch. Okay. But whatever. Anyway, I was still, Ben got on the shot. It was called the unnamed podcast because for one, we couldn't think of a name for the podcast.

1:27.9

And two, we were going to talk shit about everybody, but not tell anybody who it was. It would have been obvious. I mean, there's like three people in our hometown. They all know we don't like them. So it wouldn't have been that unnamed. Yeah. But that was the fun of it. Yeah. Yeah. We can still talk to a little bit.

1:42.3

We've always loved to shit talk and stir the pot.

1:43.8

Yeah, we have.

1:44.5

Yeah.

1:45.1

Anyways, what are we going to talk about? You wanted to tell a couple of stories. There are so many stories that we have together, but there's so many stories we also can't talk about because, I mean, we can't tell everybody our secrets. It's incriminating. Well, no, what story you want to tell first? Let's just start out by saying I'm in my PhD program and cognitive. Keep in mind if you know anything about academia, PhD, cognitive psychology. Mind you, I'm not a clinician. I can't diagnose. However, these two use me- But you're using big words. And let me tell you something. We literally have a group chat on Snapchat called Academia and the dropouts.

2:19.3

Anyways, I dropped out.

2:20.3

Cannot diagnose. Mind you, these people use me as a walking DSM-5. Landon will call me like, you know, like I think I have Tourette's. I'm like, well, Landon, why do you think that? No, just about, fuck. or oh my god and i'm like oh okay okay this is my favorite one though mind you i cannot diagnose

2:37.0

that is not what i though mind you i cannot

2:36.5

diagnose that is not what i do okay you can't diagnose riley calls so the first time i meet rale

2:41.5

and like i actually have a conversation with him he goes i heard through the great bond

2:44.4

that you do psychology i'm like yeah you know and he goes is it normal that if i open my phone

2:49.5

and it's on an odd number, I have to sit

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