Wheels Down... No Landon (ft. Skylar)
Bloodline Banter
2M Media Group
5.0 • 657 Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get your head that far. |
| 0:06.0 | Get a wife from it. |
| 0:07.1 | I didn't do anything. |
| 0:07.7 | I think you're stupid. |
| 0:13.5 | I'll even love a shit, but I need no damn tuna fish on brand. |
| 0:18.9 | Welcome back to Bloodline Banter. |
| 0:20.4 | I'm Scholar. |
| 0:21.4 | I'm Landon. And I'm Raleigh and Scholar's our best friend from home. She is joining us today. |
| 0:25.9 | So this could be either very fun or self-incriminating. So anyways, you, I just lost all my train of |
| 0:33.9 | thought. But you're the first guest we've had on like family and friends was. Yeah, I should be because we started this in my house. And we took about two takes and said, scratch that. I'm not going to do this anymore. We've actually had two podcasts. The original bloodline banter was in my basement. And then we also had a podcast with Schuyler and it was called the unnamed podcast. Tell them why. We didn't even post our first episode. You want to know why we didn't post our first episode? Riley was terrified. He used to be camera shy. Then he got him some confidence. Now he wanted to say whatever he wants. This was the first episode in my house that my mom created just for the podcast. Yes. Me and Landon were over here conversed and having a great mom. We was and this is Riley the whole time. I was 350 pounds. I wasn't hiding behind nothing, bitch. Okay. But whatever. Anyway, I was still, Ben got on the shot. It was called the unnamed podcast because for one, we couldn't think of a name for the podcast. |
| 1:27.9 | And two, we were going to talk shit about everybody, but not tell anybody who it was. It would have been obvious. I mean, there's like three people in our hometown. They all know we don't like them. So it wouldn't have been that unnamed. Yeah. But that was the fun of it. Yeah. Yeah. We can still talk to a little bit. |
| 1:42.3 | We've always loved to shit talk and stir the pot. |
| 1:43.8 | Yeah, we have. |
| 1:44.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:45.1 | Anyways, what are we going to talk about? You wanted to tell a couple of stories. There are so many stories that we have together, but there's so many stories we also can't talk about because, I mean, we can't tell everybody our secrets. It's incriminating. Well, no, what story you want to tell first? Let's just start out by saying I'm in my PhD program and cognitive. Keep in mind if you know anything about academia, PhD, cognitive psychology. Mind you, I'm not a clinician. I can't diagnose. However, these two use me- But you're using big words. And let me tell you something. We literally have a group chat on Snapchat called Academia and the dropouts. |
| 2:19.3 | Anyways, I dropped out. |
| 2:20.3 | Cannot diagnose. Mind you, these people use me as a walking DSM-5. Landon will call me like, you know, like I think I have Tourette's. I'm like, well, Landon, why do you think that? No, just about, fuck. or oh my god and i'm like oh okay okay this is my favorite one though mind you i cannot diagnose |
| 2:37.0 | that is not what i though mind you i cannot |
| 2:36.5 | diagnose that is not what i do okay you can't diagnose riley calls so the first time i meet rale |
| 2:41.5 | and like i actually have a conversation with him he goes i heard through the great bond |
| 2:44.4 | that you do psychology i'm like yeah you know and he goes is it normal that if i open my phone |
| 2:49.5 | and it's on an odd number, I have to sit |
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