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Bloodline Banter

2M Media Group

Comedy, Society & Culture

5.0 • 661 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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SPONSORS: Go to https://sunriseflourmill.com and use code BANTER for 20% off your first order. Visit https://tryfum.com/bloodline and use code BLOODLINE to receive a free gift with your Journey Pack. We’re back again… this time from a brand new studio that looks way more put together than we actually are. Because behind the scenes? We just got back from Texas and we are running on absolutely nothing... no sleep, mild delusion, and whatever kind of energy you get from airport snacks and poor decisions. We break down the entire Rock the Country trip, including a rental car that came back looking like it fought in a war (and charged us accordingly), a flight that felt like it was held together by prayer, and some of the most bizarre human beings we’ve ever encountered in public. At one point we’re pretty sure a man was just casually eating birdseed… like that was a normal thing to do. From there, we spiral (naturally) into Cousin Counsel where we tackle quitting your 9–5 to become a content creator, which sounds fun until you realize it’s 90% emails, stress, and explaining your life choices to people who don’t get it. We also get into what to do when you’re in a “perfect” relationship but somehow still bored (spoiler: it’s probably you), and confirm that yes… having full-blown fake arguments in your head is completely normal and honestly necessary at this point. Somewhere along the way, Riley admits to cutting open a couch with a kitchen knife as a child in a completely rational attempt to retrieve a dead iPad, and we also get into sleep preferences that could genuinely end friendships because if you’re sleeping at 72 degrees, we have questions. If you’ve ever been personally victimized by travel, questioned your sanity mid-flight, or created an entire imaginary argument just to win it later… this episode is for you. SUBMIT YOUR STORIES / COUSIN COUNSEL: team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com Bloodline Banter: Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/) Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter) Email - (bloodlinebanter@thecastcollective.com) Landon Mauk: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@landonmauk) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@landon.mauk) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/) Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933)

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0:00.0	Hello everybody. Welcome back to Bloodline Banter. I'm Raleigh. And I'm Landon.
0:03.8	And we're back and things look a little bit different. Bear with us. We're in a transitional
0:08.0	phase, but sooner than later, we will be right back up and talking shit. You know, this episode's
0:15.2	going to be a little different because there's no intro video. No intro video. There'll be no
0:19.7	cousin counsel intro video. And the set is a little bit
0:24.0	different. I love it. I feel like very bougie. I feel like I need to go bonjour, wee, wee.
0:30.2	I literally feel like I'm in like a, the Biltmore stage. Anyways, do you sleep good last night?
0:38.6	You know, no, not really.
0:41.2	I don't feel like I ever do because I've said this a hundred times and I said,
0:44.4	again, the Florida Steel and windows are a blessing because they're real good to look at.
0:47.5	But whenever you don't have a damn curtain on them, all you can see is a damn 2 o'clock. It's two o'clock in my damn bedroom at 6.30 in the morning. Yeah. What was your sleep score? Do you know? 75. What was your sleep score, Kirsten? Okay. Our friend Kirsten is here with us today, so she's just off camera. Yeah. Um, mine was 55 because I didn't go to bed until 4.30 a.m. this morning.
1:11.9	The night before last whenever we were in Texas, we didn't get back from the
1:16.3	contract, uh, what the hell am I even saying?
1:19.9	I literally, I don't know.
1:22.3	We didn't get back from Rock the Country concert until like one o'clock in the morning.
1:28.3	So my sleep and we had to be up at the airport at 5.30.
1:33.6	And on the way to the airport, I had to...
1:37.3	That tea was crisp.
1:38.6	What?
1:38.9	That tea was crisp.
1:40.0	Airport.
1:40.7	Anyways, on the way to the airport, I had to stop and shit.
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