Put Me On Jury Duty

Bloodline Banter

2M Media Group

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 657 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week starts on Broadway, ends in outer space, and somehow makes a pit stop at a gas station for a chicken taquito in between. We kick things off with a very dehydrated morning after Broadway, complete with boxed water, Fast & Furious driving, Chick-fil-A betrayal, and a five-point turn in the middle of traffic that absolutely should not have happened. From there, things escalate quickly into a full-blown investigation into space, including whether we’ve ever actually been to the moon, why astronauts are allegedly drinking recycled… fluids, and how we can send people to space but still can’t get WiFi to load Facebook Reels. Naturally, we spiral into jury duty fantasies, where Landon is ready to treat a “unaliving” trial like a Netflix series, complete with snacks, conspiracy boards, and absolutely no regard for courtroom etiquette. Then we take a hard left into childhood memories, including throwing a coconut donut at a pregnant teacher, finessing the school system, and the realization that we may have committed multiple minor felonies before the age of 18. We also address one of the most serious topics of the episode: Miracle Whip… and why it should never be trusted under any circumstances. And just when you think we’ve run out of things to talk about, we introduce a new segment, Bloodline Brain Check, where we test each other on basic knowledge and quickly realize we should probably not be responsible for anything important. If you’ve ever questioned the moon landing, eaten something questionable from a gas station, or have strong opinions about condiments… this episode is for you. Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel to bloodlinebanter@thecastcollective.com Get your Rock The Country tickets and come hang with us in Bellville, Texas! (https://rockthecountry.com/bellville-tx/#tickets) LETS GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/) Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter) Email - (bloodlinebanter@thecastcollective.com) Landon Mauk: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@landonmauk) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@landon.mauk) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/) Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933) Produced and Edited by: The Cast Collective (Nashville, TN) YouTube – (‪https://www.youtube.com/@TheCastCollective) Instagram – (https://www.instagram.com/TheCastCollective) TikTok – (https://www.tiktok.com/@castcollective)

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0:00.0	Raleigh, you're a lot for her.
0:03.0	Raleigh trying to compose himself.
0:05.0	I didn't do anything.
0:07.0	I'm Lando.
0:09.0	I'm Lando.
0:10.0	I'm Lando.
0:11.0	And I'm Raleigh,
0:16.0	but I need no damn tuna fish on bread.
0:18.0	Raleigh, trying to compose himself anyways.
0:21.2	Welcome back from Bloodline Banser. I'm Landon. And I'm Riley. And here we are. How are you feeling this morning? I'm feeling great. How are you feeling? I feel wonderful. I bet you do. We had a time last night. I'll just go ahead and tell everybody. We went out with our friends. Riley and I decided to protect. We ended up on Broadway again.
0:38.3	And I feel like every single time we record, the very first thing is we say, last night we were on Broadway and this happened.
0:45.1	But we've had so many friends visiting.
0:47.1	It's just like we have to give them the full Nashville experience.
0:50.1	And there's nothing better than Riley and I a little tipsy on Broadway.
0:53.4	Little.
0:53.7	Little.
0:55.8	This is Riley last night trying to talk to Flandon.
0:58.4	Shut up.
0:59.0	You had one eye closed.
1:00.8	I actually like could drink the Tennessee River, like the water in the Tennessee River right now.
1:08.3	I'm so parched.
1:09.7	Oh, do you have a water?
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