Hello bitches, it's 2017. I'm back. I'm Jackie Shimmel, writer and creator of blog

turn podcast The Bitch Bible. Another year guys, super exciting. Thank you for

bearing with me while I took a much needed little break. Andrew has taken this

past month off, not month, I'd say three weeks, feels like three years and we've

just been doing some wedding shit and decompressing from London and just you

know doing our thing. So I'm back. I've been watching a lot of television. Andrew

has been following me around like I'm so ready for him to go back to work. It cannot

even begin to tell you. Listen, I'm not used to spending this much time with him. Love

him dearly. Love him like my future husband but holy fuck. The guy is, he's aimless. He

doesn't know what to do with himself. He's been following me around. He just follows me

around the house and it's so annoying and I am so ready for him to go you know bust out

beats DJ James Kennedy style and leave me the fuck alone. I just want to watch my reality

TV in peace without him like trying to connect by asking me five million questions which

is sweet. Like he thinks that he's you know that that you know he's making conversation

with me like oh what do you think about that contest and I'm like you know what just

no other room go throw a ball go throw a ball. I don't know I can't so it's been fun

but we've we've hit the end of the road and I'm ready. So you guys the bachelor it's

back it's Nick it's it's a fucking shit show. I've always said I like the bachelor more

than the bachelor at because I like seeing a bunch of bitches in Windsor fashion gowns

just manipulate and gun for those roses. It's it's like a sad pageant hunger games. I

mean I don't know where they find these bitches but I love them and obviously we're going

to talk about Corinne because I like yes okay the episode this week kicks off with

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