The B*tch That Stole Christmas

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2016

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Jackie celebrates Chrismukkah early by spreading joy (not) on all things festive and annoying. From targeting innocent civilians, berating Bachelor contestants and expressing distaste for the holidays - just paint this bitch green and move her to Who-ville.

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0:00.0	Buh humbug bitches.
0:07.0	And back.
0:15.0	It's Jackie Shimmel, writer and creator of Blog Turn Podcasts, The Bitch Bible, on American
0:21.3	soil doing what I do best, talking to myself aimlessly.
0:27.3	I've got lots, years, decades of experience actually.
0:32.3	Sorry I missed last week's podcast.
0:36.3	I was on a plane eating my ass off.
0:41.3	I've just been home for, let's see, like, four days now.
0:45.3	Feels good.
0:47.3	I miss the vitamin D, getting a little color back in my cheeks.
0:51.3	Leo, shut the fuck up, or I'm going to shove my foot up your asshole.
0:56.3	Oh god, this fucking dog.
0:58.3	He's such a dick.
1:00.3	He thinks that he's like international now and more cultured and well-traveled, so he's just been a complete fucking terrorist.
1:08.3	Holidays are coming up.
1:10.3	This is a special Christmas episode.
1:12.3	I'm having a corona light because I'm figure conscious.
1:16.3	And I have absolutely nothing prepared.
1:19.3	I have no idea what's going on in the world of pop culture or the news or world of first.
1:24.3	Oh my god!
1:26.3	Sorry I'm sitting in the kitchen and there is a fucking nest of birds.
1:32.3	I'm so afraid of birds that I'm even scared of them like through the glass.
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