What was your STRANGEST Massage Experience?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 26 March 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Massage therapists and customers, what was your strangest experience during the process? |
| 0:06.7 | I'm a male companion for hire and give special massages. My prices are very high compared to a regular |
| 0:13.0 | massage, and no one can really mistake what you're buying. Also, the website I advertise on is full of |
| 0:19.2 | undressed buff dudes, so there's really no confusion. |
| 0:22.5 | Well, one day I receive a call from a man asking if I'm available. |
| 0:26.2 | He said he'd like a massage at his office in the middle of downtown. |
| 0:29.7 | I didn't think much of this, as I've done this kink for a few people before. |
| 0:33.3 | They normally run a small business and nobody is there at that time of night. |
| 0:37.1 | Innocent enough. But this guy requested it to be at lunch and gave me the address to a bustling building. |
| 0:42.8 | When I arrived, it was filled with people in a beautiful open space office. I brought my massage table and people were making light conversation with me thinking I'm a legit masseuse. |
| 0:52.1 | This was way out of my comfort zone. I'm used to dealing |
| 0:55.0 | with pervy guys and dimlit rooms, not talking to Karen and her friends interested in booking a |
| 1:00.8 | massage. When I finally met the guy, he led me through to a maze of people and departments. |
| 1:06.2 | Everyone was staring as I was dressed like a manho while everyone else was in business attire. |
| 1:11.3 | Tank top, grey sweats and no underwear. |
| 1:13.9 | Got to dress the part, you know? |
| 1:15.6 | He leads me to an open room that had been converted into a massage area, |
| 1:19.4 | meaning there's no doors, just a paper curtain divider that blocks the view from his co-workers. |
| 1:24.6 | I started the massage and was thinking, |
| 1:26.6 | he can't possibly think I would do |
| 1:28.7 | anything here, right? This is insane. After 30 minutes, I get a sense that something is off. I'd |
| 1:34.4 | glide my hands to more intimate areas, but he keeps talking casually. Most guys would pop a tent, |
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