What was the WORST EXPERIENCE you had in Elementary School?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 25 March 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What was the worst experience you had in elementary school? |
| 0:04.4 | I was running around the playground, saw a couple of girls with a small milk carton between them, |
| 0:08.9 | ran through and kicked it. |
| 0:11.0 | Turns out they had a pet hamster or squirrel in it. |
| 0:14.1 | I killed the pet right in front of them. |
| 0:16.4 | I felt bad about that for my whole life, and I'm 54 now. |
| 0:20.1 | My father did that. I'd just gotten a |
| 0:22.4 | hamster and it was rolling around in one of those balls while we put the cage together. He came |
| 0:26.7 | home from work and thought I got a sports ball or something and happily kicked it at me. |
| 0:31.0 | I, uh, got a new hamster. Want to play sports ball, son? Why would someone put a hamster |
| 0:37.3 | inside a milk carton? |
| 0:38.7 | They're just kids, they wanted to carry it around and figured that it'd be fine. |
| 0:43.3 | I was bullied a lot and also had a bad haircut. |
| 0:46.3 | One day in class, all of us students were sitting in a line while the teacher spoke. |
| 0:50.2 | Halfway through, the teacher stopped talking. |
| 0:52.3 | He walked up to me and pulled on my hair saying, |
| 0:54.8 | Is this for real? He then erupted with laughter and so did the rest of the class. As they all laughed |
| 0:59.9 | at me, I felt mortified. I wanted to die. I will never forget that moment. I had terrible, terrible |
| 1:06.8 | hair throughout my childhood at all different stages. And I had this happen in various |
| 1:11.2 | situations where the teacher would add to how terrible it was by constantly questioning my hair |
| 1:16.0 | and bringing attention to it during class in front of the other classmates. They allowed me to be |
| 1:20.8 | constantly bullied by my classmates in front of them without doing a darn thing. I remember when I was |
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