I would dream first home, probably a doer-upper, put our ons damp on it.

Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.

But they're all so watertight, asshole-free.

Boring, just white boxes.

Well, we can decorate an old liquor painting, isn't it?

Hmm.

Like a nice shade of grey.

We are not having grey walls.

Why not?

Why not?

Whatever stage of the process you're at,

Halifax's online first-time buyer events are full of useful tips and guidance.

Halifax, it's a people thing.

For more information search Halifax first-time buyer events.

Did you know choosing the train over your car

can cut your carbon footprint by up to two thirds.

So, one family outing at a time, one little adventurer at a time,

one trip to the museum, one dinner in the city,

one nap on the way home at a time.

One train journey at a time can help create a greener future.

So when will you take your next trip?

Find out more at nationalrail.co.uk slash greener.

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