What The Future Holds

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

This week, we're looking into the future for a greater understanding of Andrew's future husband: Carmine. Amplify your Sapphic Pride event - Shoot your shot⁠⁠⁠ HERE⁠⁠⁠! Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, my Sapphics.
0:01.6	Hey, Sapphics, Pride events need support.
0:05.5	And thanks to her, we got it in the bag.
0:09.0	Her is a Sapphic dating app for queer women.
0:13.0	For non-binary folks and trans folks, and all Sapphic identifying members of the community.
0:18.0	100%.
0:19.5	And for Pride, her is doing a little thing called shoot loose shot,
0:23.2	where party planners and community organizers can submit to get their events funded and promoted by her.
0:30.2	In order to enter, head to hers Instagram or TikTok at her social app.
0:34.9	That's at her social app to shoot your shot. If you're not planning an event,
0:39.3	send it to your friend. Who is? Yeah, why not? Why not? Thank you her. Thanks her.
0:43.9	Changes in sexual performance are more common than most people realize, and support doesn't need
0:48.3	to feel awkward. With MedExpress, everything happens privately online. Start by completing a short consultation reviewed by
0:55.5	UK registered clinicians. If eligible, treatment is delivered discreetly to your home with ongoing
1:00.9	support whenever you need it. You're not alone in this. Visit medexpress.co.com.uk slash podcast to
1:07.3	learn more. Hey guys. If you're driving, pull over.
1:11.4	And it's not even a joke.
1:12.6	We just want to start this episode and just give you a little insight of what's to come.
1:18.4	And that is a hiatus.
1:21.6	We're taking a hiatus from Good Children, the podcast, which is crazy.
1:28.4	It actually is surreal to say.
1:30.3	It has been such an, I mean, it has been not an integral part of our lives.
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