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Trains on Uber. Jenny versus Saltonstraught because we have. Yeah. Yeah. We like to compare it to Queens. We can like bring it all to ice cream. Yeah. It feels like too queens. Well, okay. Salt and Strach. Okay. Jenny's gives like, to me, Jenny's gives like that's mother. Okay, yeah. That's like mother in the sense that like she like sat down. Her grandma made Brambleberry one time. She made an ice cream, but then salt and straw is kind of like her like Zwada who like, maybe she's Nepo and she kind of just like do shit. Like she's like, yeah, peanut butter like fudge, turkey and like cranberry. And you're like, okay. Because they do, do that. They do. They do. They're giving like experimental tea. Exactly. And I can fuck with that. But it's just like, but you're not mother

though because if I really needed to go in and handle like a mint shit for something, girl, you ain't got.

Right. You don't have. Jenny's has a jelly powdered donut flavor that I literally hit pan on in one day. Like I literally hit pan on the phone. No, like that we didn't get, we honestly didn't get flavors that were, we got weird shit. Would you miss the problem. We went in there and it was like the man behind the counter doubted us the entire time.

Like every choice we made, he would say non-called his eyes. Wait, was that your first time of Jenny? Yes. But he said no to everything we ordered. Oh, awesome. Every single, he was like, are you sure about that? I would say, how's the birthday cake? He goes, too sweet. Oh, okay, what'd you call me? Call me.

Girl,

not anything like you try.

By the end of it,

I did think he was burning with me.

I was like, okay. All right, you're at sales Girl, I didn't think he let you try

By the end of it, I did think he was burning with me I was like, okay, I think he wouldn't get anything You're like, wait, are you trying to get a dinner? No, literally. She was like, I want like a vanilla, you're like, wait, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, you're like Italian? Yeah. Well, because the realty, too, is like, if it's like salt and straw is Nepo daughter, Jenny's his mother bitch, Van Lurr. Oh. Van Lern is like grandma. Yeah, grandma. With that French cream. She don't fucking play. Like, that's honestly like... She's got like Earl Great. Yeah. Exactly. It's good as shit. Yeah, that's like, look for my girl. There's a Van Luen. It's about to get greedy, but like, what can I do with be honest? Let's just be greedy about it. When I go to Van Lewin, I do shit that literally has the back of my shirt ripping. Well, what about maybe? What about the combo? Just about.

Let me tell you all about Silver Lake. Can I tell you about Silver Lake? Can I tell you about the Van Luen Silver Lake that's next to the La Mitch Okana? Okay. Which you can get the toasties esquitos. Do you know? No. The tostitos with corn, cheese, like literally hot chito on the top. And then you go to Van Lewin, bitch. It's It's over with Oh, I would be locked in a bathroom for about three and a half hours And don't give a fuck I'll do it every time I don't care I do that like twice a week I'm like like okay Like everyone's mad at me So it's just like weird And Van Lewin lets you put like you could do a cookie sandwich Which I haven't like mouth will be tore up, but, like, heart will be full.

Absolutely. And they got good fudge in the house. Ooh, I haven't even had to fudge. What's the last time you had Coldstone? Girl. And that would be so honest. Yeah. Baby, I grew up, well, we grew up in the suburbs. I know Coldstone. Yeah. And I don't play about the birthday remix. Honestly, I don't.

You gotta have it.

I don't.

You gotta have it.

You gotta have it.

You gotta love it, Ben.

Yes. No cold stuff. Yeah. And I don't play about the birthday remix. Honestly, I don't. I don't. You gotta have it.

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