meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Bert Show

What’s Your Weird Criminal Fantasy?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Picking locks, high speed car chases, changing your name and moving states…what’s YOUR weird fantasy? The Bert Show shares!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Pst, have you heard of the H.S.B.C. kinetic current account.

0:02.8

It helps big up the startups.

0:05.6

By making business banking simpler and faster, apply in-app in minutes.

0:09.3

Most accounts open in 48 hours.

0:11.0

The best bit?

0:11.9

No monthly maintenance fee for the first 12 months.

0:14.0

Six pound 50 thereafter.

0:15.0

It's a award-winning two.

0:17.0

H.S.C. Kinetic, let's big up the startups.

0:20.0

Search H.S.B. Kinetic to find out more.

0:22.0

Subject to application eligibility and credit check,

0:24.0

Ties and sees fees and charges apply.

0:25.0

At H.S.C. UK, you're backed by the current account switch guarantee.

0:28.0

The Bert show.

0:33.0

You peaked my interest the other day.

0:35.0

What I peek?

0:36.0

It was sort of in passing, but I would like to make a request.

0:40.0

Oh God.

0:41.0

It's not going to be painful as you already have this skill that I found shocking, surprising, and

0:47.0

intriguing.

0:48.0

I probably will never use it.

0:50.0

Okay.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Bert Show, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Bert Show and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.