What's your CRAZIEST "I said it and it Happened" story?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 6 July 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What was your craziest? I thought about it and it happened. Story. |
| 0:05.4 | When I was 17, a friend and I were driving around town in his 80-something Toyota Tursal. |
| 0:10.9 | This car was a total piece of crap and had had a seriously loud knock in the engine for weeks. |
| 0:16.3 | We had been out tooling around for maybe an hour and the knocking noise was getting to me. |
| 0:20.2 | We're sitting |
| 0:20.9 | at a red light in the centre of a three-lane road, about 20 minutes from home, when I exclaimed, |
| 0:25.3 | wouldn't it be some crap of this piece of crap car just went bang and blew the hell up? As the light |
| 0:30.9 | turns green, my friend chuckled and said something like, huh, yeah, that would suck. The car in front of us |
| 0:36.3 | starts to move, and my buddy pushes the |
| 0:38.1 | gas and bang. That piece of crap threw a piston and died right in the middle of the road. |
| 0:44.0 | He looked at me like, what the frick did you do that for? And we both laughed our butts off |
| 0:48.9 | for a few seconds. We pushed his car into a nearby church parking lot with the help of a few on lockers and |
| 0:55.1 | took the plates off and left it there. |
| 0:57.2 | That was over a decade ago and as far as I know he never heard another thing about it. |
| 1:01.6 | No idea what eventually became of that car. |
| 1:04.6 | I worked at a Starbucks in a lucky grocery store. |
| 1:07.7 | We had a guy that would come in four to five times a week and get a small coffee. We'd give |
| 1:11.6 | it to him for the refill price and he'd sit in the store for hours. He was homeless and smelled |
| 1:16.0 | pretty bad and was pretty scruffy looking with long hair and a beard, but he seemed nice |
| 1:20.1 | enough. After like a year of this, the store manager came to me and told me that if I saw |
| 1:24.0 | Nathan, the homeless guy, to call the store manager because he wanted |
| 1:27.5 | to talk to him. That night I had a dream that I was at work and Nathan was there as well, |
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