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What’s The Silliest Thing You Made Your Kid Believe? We Share!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

What's the funniest thing you had your kid believing? Kristin’s son Jimmy thinks their car can drive by herself! She'll tell you why!

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0:00.0

Lunchtime. Time to get my macro in the microwave.

0:03.9

Oh, kitchen banter afoot. If in doubt, join in.

0:07.9

Oh, hey Jim. You listen to Comedy on Audible too?

0:11.8

Uh, yeah. So funny.

0:15.1

Yeah. What's your favourite title?

0:17.8

Uh, the comedy comedian show.

0:22.4

That's not a real show, is it, Jim?

0:24.6

Get in on the jokes with comedy on Audible.

0:27.7

Subscription requires the audible.com.

0:29.1

At UK for terms.

0:32.8

It's the Virch Show.

0:34.8

So what fun thing do you have your young child believing?

0:40.2

Like, their little imaginations are so sweet and they are not stupid.

0:46.1

They're pretty dumb.

0:47.5

They are gullible as can be.

0:49.6

Hey, Abby.

0:50.8

I'm an adult.

0:52.0

I pay taxes.

0:53.1

No, I'm saying hi because it's the first time we've had a chance to say hello to you.

0:56.8

I thought you were making like a kid's joke at me. I'm like, first of all, I have a degree.

1:01.7

Hello, nice to see everyone.

1:03.3

Adults know how to set alarms, though.

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