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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Monday, July 28

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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072825 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE

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0:00.0

Lunchtime. Time to get my macro in the microwave.

0:03.9

Oh, kitchen banter afoot. If in doubt, join in.

0:07.9

Oh, hey Jim. You listen to Comedy on Audible too?

0:11.8

Uh, yeah. So funny.

0:15.1

Yeah. What's your favourite title?

0:17.8

Uh, the comedy comedian show. That's not a real show, is it, Jim? Get in on the jokes,

0:25.8

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0:48.2

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0:53.7

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0:57.5

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0:59.0

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1:02.6

This is The Birchow.

1:04.9

We are on days 55, 56 and 57 of 100 days of good goes round. The Birchus, 100 days of good goes round the first show's 100 days of good goes around so I did a couple of good deeds going into the weekend one was planned one was not I've had a really large batch of clothes sitting in my closet for the longest barely untouched I just sit there and I never wear them I never use use them, and I've always been saying to myself, I need to take these to goodwill, and I finally found the motivation to do it with what we are doing with the 100 days good goes round. And then the next day, I went to Zikis in order to get a gift card for someone, and it was a $100 gift card, and I know they eat there all of the time so I was like oh

1:44.5

they'll love this as a gift and as I was walking out the store it just so happened that a man who

1:50.0

seems to be experiencing homelessness was was outside and was sitting there and asked me if I could

1:54.7

spare some change and I didn't have any change on me and I just told them I'm sorry you know I don't

1:59.3

have any any cash and then it hit me

2:02.0

that I just bought that gift card and I was like this kind of feels like the universe is asking

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