What is the rudest way that a guest desecrated the sanctity of your home?

My grandfather's cousin was staying with us for a week.

He has a bladder problem and would refuse to wear adult diapers.

What followed was him leaving a trail of both number one and number two when he walked around the house.

It didn't take too long for my mother to ask his son to take him back home.

All I can say is that if you're leaving little trails behind you, it's time to get off your

high horse and into some diapers. My cousin and her daughter, who has Down syndrome, were visiting

and staying with me in my home. Her kid pooped in a quilt, and for some reason my cousin rolled

it up and shoved it in the closet in the guest room without telling me.

I discovered it after they left. It was rolled up pretty good, so I didn't smell it immediately.

I only found it because my dog stood in front of the closet and barked nonstop until I came and found it.

She was so offended by it and didn't stop barking until it was completely cleaned up.

I called her and said, I found the quilt from your bed rolled up with poop in the closet.

What happened? And she said, oh yeah, my daughter had an accident. Sorry.

They drank half the $200 bottle of tequila I got my wife for her birthday. Then they filled it up

with water so he wouldn't notice.

My boyfriend invited a couple of guys over while I was at work because we only have a one-bedroom

apartment and I don't always enjoy sitting there watching the game with them. It was considerate.

Anyways, he was asleep and they were gone when I got home since I worked the third shift.

I noticed my new bathroom

mat was discolored and assumed that it was from shoes and didn't closely observe. Anyways,

I made him look at it with me when he got up because I was a bit angry since it was new.

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