Ex-Cons, What is the Saddest Thing You’ve Ever Seen in Prison?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 6 November 2025
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| 0:00.0 | X-cons. What's the saddest thing you've seen in prison? |
| 0:05.0 | As a kid, I went to Juvie, or kid jail, for accidentally setting some woods on fire. |
| 0:10.0 | It was a bonfire out of control situation. My cellmate was only a few years older than me. |
| 0:15.0 | He was a super nice, laid-back guy. We got along great and even sort of became friends while there. |
| 0:20.0 | I was just a kid, so I didn't really ask any questions about different colours of jumpsuits and people's reasons for being there. The day I got out, I found out he was in there for murder. Apparently, he got really tired of his stepdad bullying him, and he remedied the situation. I never really knew all of the details, but I can tell you that when talking to him, he seemed like a good kid at heart. |
| 0:39.6 | He had things and people that he cared about, things he wanted to do, interests. The guards obviously |
| 0:44.8 | must have known, but they were always super nice to him, noticeably so, even more than the inmates. |
| 0:50.1 | I always wondered what happened to that guy. A kid like that, I don't see as a murderer, he was a kid probably being put in a horrible home situation and didn't know what to do. Kids can't just leave and go find another family. Of course, he committed a crime and should be accountable, but I find it sad when I hear about kids like this. It's like women who kill their terrible spouses who take them prisoner in their houses and stuff. |
| 1:15.3 | He probably felt safer and more comfortable in prison. I'd be interested in finding out where he is. |
| 1:19.4 | As for you, young man, setting fires? I really hope you learned your lesson. |
| 1:25.2 | I knew a guy who was very kind and in prison for just a parole violation because he stole something. |
| 1:28.6 | He was a homeless guy, a bit goofy and had schizophrenia or something, but a really nice guy. Anyway, he got sent to Seg for some reason and the guards ended up |
| 1:33.9 | beating him to death there. I believe the guards who did it are imprisoned themselves now. Can't |
| 1:38.4 | believe that happened. Rest in peace, Larry. A 57-year-old man on a life sentence, high on spice, which is a synthetic |
| 1:46.1 | psychoactive substance, was crawling around on the floor screaming because he could see his |
| 1:50.4 | dead mother towering over him, looking at him in disgust. Not a pleasant thing to see, |
| 1:55.2 | especially when you're stuck in a cell with him. It's a wild herb. Doing the same substance |
| 1:59.4 | I've mentioned above, a 22-year-old man ended up |
| 2:02.0 | flooding his cell, setting it on fire and passing away two months before finishing his sentence. |
| 2:07.4 | Another one is where a guy mutilated himself and again set fire to his cell, because the |
| 2:12.2 | substance made him think that getting hard was evil. So yeah, stay away from spice. |
| 2:20.5 | Okay, let's add that one to the list of substances that realistically the narrator was probably never going to take anyway. So a little redundant, |
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