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Am I the Genius?

What's the Worst Case of RICH BRAT SYNDROME You've Ever Seen?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6766 Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

What's the worst case of Rich Brat Syndrome that you've ever seen?

0:05.8

I worked as a bouncer at a high-end nightclub.

0:09.0

The biggest moron of a rich kid, straight out of Malibu's Most Wanted, gets a VIP booth and

0:14.6

bottle service, racks up a massive bill trying to act like a baller.

0:18.8

His credit card gets denied and he has to call his dad to come

0:21.6

down at 1.30 a.m. because he can't order any more bottles. His dad comes down in his pajamas. Obviously

0:28.3

ashamed and furious at this D-bag of a kid, ends up embarrassing the crap out of him in front of his

0:33.4

whole group of friends. He takes the kid's keys and is about to leave when the kid makes

0:37.6

some crappy comment and goes back into the club. The dad's about to walk away after he apologizes

0:43.1

for his son when we offer to drag him out the rough way. Dad smiles and accepts. That kid

0:49.4

hit every door and every step on the way out. That was one of my most satisfying experiences working at

0:55.5

that club. Don't know if this qualifies as Rich Kids Syndrome, but when I got out of the Navy,

1:00.8

I decided to use my GI Bill at one of the Penn State satellites. I was sitting in the cafeteria

1:06.0

drinking coffee and typing up a paper when a girl sits down across from me and opens up her backpack. She pulls out a sandwich bag and looks at it in disgust and then looks me dead in the eye and says, I don't even know why I bother, my mother never cuts off the crust. I let out one of those high-pitched short laughs like, is this girl for real? And oblivious to the tone of it, she says, I know, right, then asks me if I want it.

1:29.5

I looked around thinking I was getting pranked or something, because this crap is too stereotypical

1:33.6

to be real, and I just assumed I was being filmed. She shook it at me and gave me a, well,

1:39.2

look. So I said, screw it, and took the sandwich. She then pulled out her student ID card and brought a crap ton of French fries.

1:46.7

That sandwich was awesome.

1:47.8

I think the bread was homemade and it was stacked like a dagwood.

1:51.3

It had all kinds of expensive looking meats and Dijon mustard, serious gourmet stuff.

1:56.2

I know this girl's mother will never see this, but I just want to say someone appreciated

2:00.0

that sandwich.

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