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Am I the Genius?

What's the Most WTF thing you've SEEN go down in FRONT OF YOU?

Am I the Genius?

amithejerk.com

Education, Self-improvement

4.6766 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

What's the most WTF thing you've seen go down in front of you?

0:05.2

I was a kid, say around seven maybe.

0:08.0

My father and I were at the bank and he goes inside to do something and I stayed in the car.

0:12.2

The driver's side door opens and this guy just gets in the car and looks down at the key.

0:16.8

He finally turns and notices me, smiles and says, Oh, sorry, wrong car.

0:21.6

I then see him get into a completely different style and colour car a few spaces down and drive away.

0:27.6

As a kid, that scared the ever-loving crap out of me.

0:31.6

Growing up, I worked on a passenger ferry to a town beach.

0:35.6

One day we were on a layover between boats, sitting on the dock,

0:38.8

eating lunch. It's quiet and there were ducks swimming by, really nice sunny day. All of a sudden,

0:44.3

a swan swoops in from gosh knows where and literally lands on top of one of the ducks, forcing it

0:49.5

under the water. The swan is literally sitting on this duck as the duck struggles to get free. After a while, the struggling stops. The duck the swan landed on does not come back up to the surface. In conclusion, I watched a swan drown a duck in cold blood.

1:04.0

Two heavily preganninant women fighting, like seriously fighting. I'm talking fists, kicks, scratching, hair pulling.

1:13.1

Everyone wanted to break it up, but nobody wanted to get in the middle of it. Maybe the babies

1:17.5

inside of them were enemies in the past life, and decided to continue their battle using their

1:22.4

new mothers as flesh mecha gundams. Driving home from work one night on the freeway, I look out of my window to

1:28.8

see a yellow motorcycle zip past me, on its side trailing sparks. The driver had fallen off

1:34.4

and was rolling past my car. As I watched him thinking, oh crap, he fell off, I hope he's okay.

1:39.6

A black four-door sedan rolls right over the top of the guy, and that was the first time I ever had to call

1:45.3

911. One day at college during the spring semester, birds started falling out of the trees.

1:51.7

Most couldn't fly, some were dead, and others were unconscious and kind of twitchy, really freaked everyone

1:57.0

out. Biology Department investigated, and they determined that a series of flash

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