What wedding moment made you think, ooh, they're not going to last long?

She told me two days before that she found her fiancée annoying and that she didn't like him and that he was awful in bed.

She was visibly, endlessly uncomfortable at the rehearsal wedding and dinner combo.

Then she sobbed the entire morning day of.

She ended up not getting any makeup done because she wouldn't stop scream sobbing and refused to get dressed, stalling the wedding by like 35 minutes.

Then she said 45 minutes of vows that she had prepared, nine pages of things like inappropriate vows to friends, family, his parents and sisters, none of them to her husband, and then almost didn't say I

do. Managed to get a, uh, yeah, okay, yeah, I do. Out of her, almost a full 60 seconds after she was

supposed to say anything. I could go on for hours, but it was the most painful and awkward

wedding I've ever been to. I've got my money on maybe 10 months. We're one month in.

Two and a half month update, I've distanced myself from them completely. She's really clingy and

likes to gossip about how awful her husband is, and I really don't have the time. She's also told me

they're in couples therapy after I express negativity towards some extremely concerning things

she said regarding their

relationship and lack of communication. But I'm still betting on 10 months because she believes

it's all his fault and truly believes his parents and sisters are exactly the same. Newsflash,

they're all lovely people. Five-month update, I no longer associate with them, so I'm out of the loop

regarding the juicy details. Last I heard, they keep

moving all over the country and fight non-stop. No more lovety-dovey images on social media. Seems to be

right on track for a 10-month breakup. Strangely enough, I didn't have the thought about the

couple getting married, but the best man and maid of honor who were married to each other.

The best man's

speech was all about how hard it was to be married. I've been married for a year and it feels like

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