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Am I the Genius?

What's the WEIRDEST THING you have found at the BOTTOM of the Elevator Shaft?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6766 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2024

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

What is the weirdest thing you've found at the bottom of an elevator shaft?

0:05.0

I once accidentally lost my driver's license down the little gap in the elevator doors.

0:10.0

I just dropped it and was super unlucky as it slipped through.

0:13.0

It turned up in my mail ten years later.

0:15.0

Obviously long expired, but still crazy that some maintenance guy found it and bothered returning it.

0:27.7

Pest control tech here, snakes had gotten into the pit and were climbing up and dropping down on people as they rode the elevator.

0:33.8

Good times. Snakes on an elevator. The sequel to the Samuel L. Jackson movie.

0:39.4

Worked at a hotel, guests dropped their phone down the shaft. After a few failed retrieval efforts, we called the elevator guys. They went down and got the phone and also found

0:44.1

a carton of eggs. Rotten, but not cracked. I don't even understand how that could happen, actually.

0:49.5

Because it was no accident. I work in tech now, but while I was in college, I helped an HVAC guy, and he had

0:55.4

once had me put a carton of fresh eggs in the duct of a client's office that had stiffed him

0:59.8

before. When I asked him why he was doing this, he said, if this mother effer doesn't pay up,

1:04.7

he's going to have a new issue. But then the guy paid two days later, and I was sent to retrieve

1:09.5

the eggs. He called it his 99 cents insurance policy.

1:14.1

We found well over 1500 tax returns at the bottom of the ATO's North Brisbane office elevator shaft.

1:20.3

Oh my frickin' God, I know who dropped those? Like exactly who?

1:24.2

A person I know told us a story about how they used to work in the ATO Brisbane

1:27.9

office, and if anything came across their desk that was too hard, it was dropped into the

1:32.3

bottom of the elevator shaft. We were only talking about it the other night having a

1:35.9

giggle about what would happen if they were ever found. They giggled, saying a crap load of files

1:40.6

went missing in that shaft. This was way back in the day, like 25 plus years ago,

1:45.2

before computers and well before the internet. If something needed to be sent out, they'd have to

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