When did you see the opening of a Pandora's box of gross or crazy stuff at a hotel?

I wasn't working and was just a guest, but I wish I'd asked the stuff for the backstory.

I was checking into my hotel in LA and was given my key card. Headed to the room, opened the

door and there was just this undressed buff dude standing next to the bed staring at me.

He says nothing. I apologize and quickly leave, assuming somehow I'd gotten the wrong room.

I go back to the front desk and say, I'm sorry, but I think you gave me the wrong room.

There's a buck man already in there. The worker at the front desk says,

crap, not again. He pulls out his walkie-talkie and says,

Security, he's back again.

They assigned me to a different room and I was on my way.

I work overnight in a relatively small hotel and at least six or seven days a week.

I hear people doing the deed loudly as heck in their rooms.

Half the rooms have a balcony that overlooks

the lobby, and those doors are not soundproof at all. We had a man's sleepwalk out of his room to the

lobby, completely undressed. We had another lady show up to the lobby in her undies. Her boyfriend

had choked her out and stolen her wallet with the room keys. I worked at a hotel in a resort town in Europe. One of the

maids called me to a room for help because it was in the location of an extremely messy

bout of group Whoopi from the touring ice show. The room was covered in bodily secretions and excretia.

There were used rubbers thrown everywhere, and half the furniture was busted.

The poor maid was in tears, thinking she'd have to clean it.

The hotel management called in a professional cleaning company who wore disposable suits,

respirators and eye protection.

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