When Did You Get to Watch a DUMB CRIMINAL Set Themselves up for FAILURE?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 28 September 2025
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| 0:00.0 | When did you get to watch a dumb criminal set themselves up for failure? |
| 0:05.0 | Someone stole my credit card and bought an iPad, but had it shipped to my house. |
| 0:10.0 | I'm guessing they accidentally went with the default shipped to billing address option. |
| 0:14.0 | The kicker is they actually called me, pretending to be a best-buy employee, |
| 0:18.0 | and said they'd shipped a package in error and I should leave it outside for |
| 0:21.0 | UPS to pick up. |
| 0:22.6 | Luckily, I noticed the charge on my credit card and was able to return the iPad for a full |
| 0:27.0 | refund. |
| 0:27.9 | I gave the phone number to the cops. |
| 0:30.6 | A friend of mine had his backpack with his $1,400 engineering laptop in it stolen, |
| 0:36.0 | while at Campus Food Court. |
| 0:39.1 | I had a weird gut feeling it would turn up on Craigslist or somewhere similar. Every day for a week I checked Craigslist. Exactly one |
| 0:44.6 | week later, I found that laptop. This extremely stupid criminal took a picture of the laptop |
| 0:50.1 | screen with my friend's login name. Yeah, very dumb criminal. So I contacted the seller immediately |
| 0:56.2 | via email and he responded within 20 minutes. I said I'd like to buy the laptop from him. We agreed |
| 1:01.7 | to meet at a nearby parking lot later that day. Next, we called the cops. They agreed to set up |
| 1:07.1 | a sting on the thief. One of the officers pretended to be the buyer and approached the |
| 1:11.4 | thief. The officer acted as if he was examining the laptop, but was actually looking for the |
| 1:16.0 | serial number. Boom, it had a matching number and they arrested that idiot. A week ago, four months |
| 1:21.7 | later, the guy was proven guilty and, to my knowledge, was spending a year in prison. Plus, my buddy |
| 1:27.3 | finally got his laptop back. |
| 1:29.8 | My parents were driving home and saw their second car coming the other way. They turned around, |
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