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Am I the Genius?

When Did You Get to Watch a DUMB CRIMINAL Set Themselves up for FAILURE?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6766 Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

When did you get to watch a dumb criminal set themselves up for failure?

0:05.0

Someone stole my credit card and bought an iPad, but had it shipped to my house.

0:10.0

I'm guessing they accidentally went with the default shipped to billing address option.

0:14.0

The kicker is they actually called me, pretending to be a best-buy employee,

0:18.0

and said they'd shipped a package in error and I should leave it outside for

0:21.0

UPS to pick up.

0:22.6

Luckily, I noticed the charge on my credit card and was able to return the iPad for a full

0:27.0

refund.

0:27.9

I gave the phone number to the cops.

0:30.6

A friend of mine had his backpack with his $1,400 engineering laptop in it stolen,

0:36.0

while at Campus Food Court.

0:39.1

I had a weird gut feeling it would turn up on Craigslist or somewhere similar. Every day for a week I checked Craigslist. Exactly one

0:44.6

week later, I found that laptop. This extremely stupid criminal took a picture of the laptop

0:50.1

screen with my friend's login name. Yeah, very dumb criminal. So I contacted the seller immediately

0:56.2

via email and he responded within 20 minutes. I said I'd like to buy the laptop from him. We agreed

1:01.7

to meet at a nearby parking lot later that day. Next, we called the cops. They agreed to set up

1:07.1

a sting on the thief. One of the officers pretended to be the buyer and approached the

1:11.4

thief. The officer acted as if he was examining the laptop, but was actually looking for the

1:16.0

serial number. Boom, it had a matching number and they arrested that idiot. A week ago, four months

1:21.7

later, the guy was proven guilty and, to my knowledge, was spending a year in prison. Plus, my buddy

1:27.3

finally got his laptop back.

1:29.8

My parents were driving home and saw their second car coming the other way. They turned around,

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