What unhinged thing did you do as a kid that went down in history in your family?

As a toddler, every time I got into an area that would echo even the slightest little bit,

like hotels or large restaurants or malls, I would moo at the top of my lungs.

I earned the unflattering nickname Meggy Moomoo. As a toddler, I never crawled like other kids.

I just kind of rolled around. I'd lay down on my stomach and just roll, man. When I was three or four,

my dad and I were in a barbershop. An elderly friend, a friend of the family, was waiting for a haircut,

and he and I were talking.

I think I was sitting in his lamp. He had a big nose with a wart on it. I suddenly said,

You've got a nose like a witch. My dad says he could have crawled under a chair, but the old

man just laughed and said, I guess I do, don't I? I was at the pharmacy when my oldest, who was three at the time,

saw an ancient old man walk by. Very loudly, he questioned, why does his face look like that?

It was very wrinkly and sunken in. The man got very close to my son's face and whispers,

This is what happens when you don't listen to your mommy. That right there is the kind of old man I want to be.

So past giving a frick and ready to teach lessons through terrorizing the young.

Back during the great cyanide in Tylenol scare back in 1982, my older brother took me trick-or-treating on Halloween.

It went something like this. I shouted, trick-or-treating on Halloween. It went something like this. I shouted,

Trick-or-treat! The neighbor gave me candy, and my brother tried to remind me to thank him. Now, what do you say?

And I said, it better not have any cyanide in it. When I was three, I woke up early Christmas morning

and opened all of the gifts under the tree. My parents

kind of had to guess who got what because they were all jumbled together. At around three years

old, I got curious about my dog's food, so I sat myself down in front of her food bowl and just

started stuffing my face with it. After a few minutes, my mum, struggling to keep a straight face,

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