What’s the Best Way To Decline a Request For Nudes?

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

The J’s are back in the studio in between their fall tour dates to cozy up and close out the month. They begin by decoding a cryptic text message that may or may not be asking for nudes. At 15:50 they help a listener looking to repair trust with a 4 month fling who was sexting someone else while they were out on a date. At 41:00 a listener writes in asking for an opinion about using the mute feature on Instagram to banish an old flame that was haunting her story views. At 47:20 they dive into their awkward sexual encounter of the week which features an audible out of a blow job and into a solo masturbation. At 1:10:00 a listener writes in wondering if she’s reading too far into a Facebook profile picture of her college boyfriend and another girl. At 1:09:50 they close out the show with a round of Red Flag Or Deal Breaker. The U Up? LIVE TOUR, presented by Moxy Hotels, is coming to a city near you! Get your tickets before they sell out by going to Betches.co/uuptour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.0	That's F-A-U-X-P-A-S.
0:30.9	Hello and welcome back to the U of Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:34.8	And I am Jared Fried. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana.
0:40.1	Always a pledge.
0:41.2	Always a pledge. It is... there's energy here in the office today.
0:45.3	Yes, it's Monday, Monday, we're back.
0:48.7	I just did an episode of...
0:50.0	Diet starts tomorrow, I heard.
0:51.6	Very... I mean, I love talking shit about the fitness and wellness industries.
0:56.3	It's a lot of fun.
0:57.2	I thoroughly enjoyed it. You came up.
1:00.0	Did I?
1:00.7	Oh, we did some talking about you.
1:01.9	You talked to it about me, which does it?
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