What's the BEST TROLL you've PRANKED Somebody With?

Am I the Genius?

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🗓️ 21 January 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0	What's the best troll you've pranked somebody with?
0:04.0	I convinced a roommate that Microsoft was coming after him for piracy
0:08.0	and that he needed to go down to the courthouse to meet their lawyer for a settlement.
0:14.0	In high school, I posted on my wall.
0:16.0	Wow! Facebook automatically censors your password when you posted onto Facebook.
0:21.6	Then a bunch of asterisks to indicate that I'd typed in my password and it had censored it.
0:26.6	Try it out for yourself.
0:27.6	I got three passwords that day.
0:30.6	I convinced my roommate that he had herpes by stealing his phone and changing my name in his contacts
0:36.6	to a girl he had a fling with a few months ago.
0:39.4	A little bit of backstory concerning the girl. After he stopped talking to her, she got pregnant
0:43.6	and everyone would attack him saying it was his, but he refused to talk to her. So I went ahead
0:49.3	and texted him the following. Listen, I know we haven't talked in a while, and I'm sure you know
0:53.9	I'm pregnant. I just wanted to ease your mind and let you know that you're not the following. Listen, I know we haven't talked in a while, and I'm sure you know I'm pregnant.
0:54.9	I just wanted to ease your mind and let you know that you're not the father. But during my doctor's
0:59.3	visit, they told me I tested positive for herpes downstairs. You should get tested. Bye. He started
1:05.8	freaking out, and when the guys and I told him it was a prank, he threw his new iPhone against
1:10.6	the wall,
1:11.4	completely destroying the thing. He then proceeded to storm out of the house, get in his car,
1:16.4	and disappeared for about five hours. Oh, and this went down on April Fool's Day. By far the best
1:22.0	prank me or any of my friends have witnessed. Pal, if you see this, way to be a good sport. I said that the
1:29.5	Rickroll subreddit was a sad sub to visit, except I actually hid a link to a Rickroll in the link.
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