It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I hate it when I lose stuff at work.

Like my pens, my papers, my hope, my dreams.

Yeah, I feel you, brother.

Where did it go?

But you know what, if you're thinking that us losing everything, including our sanity, is going to stop us from trudging on and shouting our thoughts at you,

you clearly don't realize how this segment works.

It's what's on your mind where we do exactly what I just said.

If only I had a pen or a paper to write it down, then I might have remembered.

We're going to start with Brooke.

Brooke, what's on your mind?

Okay, I'm going to tell you guys a story and I need you to remember throughout this story that I am not a difficult person. Okay. It's always a good sign when you have to preface it. Remember, I'm not terrible, but here we go. Go on. So I was at the dentist. Oh, you hate the dentist. I went in, and I sat down, and there's a new hygienist. I'd never met before and she's like, oh, we're going to do x-rays. And I said, oh, well, actually, I just did them. So can we wait till next time? So I'm going to tell you how to do your job. I'm not difficult, by the way. No, but I mean, maybe she doesn't know. I just think that the x-ray biz, for some reason in the dentist world, is way overdone, right? Like, how many times if you don't have any issues, do you have to x-ray your mouth? Okay. She is not happy with my response. No. She wants records. And she goes out, she gets the dentist, brings the dentist in, and says,

this girl doesn't

want x-rays.

Oh, now you're the problem patient of the day.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

And the dentist is immediately defensive.

And she's like, do you even know what a cavity is?

I'm like, okay, lady, let's slow it down here.

I just don't understand why.

We go back and forth, back and forth. I do not raise my voice, and I finally just say, fine, do whatever you want. Okay. Okay. I don't like that tone, but go ahead. So then she storns out of the room, and the scared hygienist comes back, and I sit there for a second, and I go in my head oh I'm just gonna go oh oh I'm just gonna go out and I got up and I left oh my gosh and I gotta tell you it was really thrilling

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