It's the radio segment that just invented a new type of coffee that lowers your energy called Depresso.

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Get your double shot of Depresso with laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other decaf despondents just don't.

This first laser story is out of Northern California.

Police are investigating a bizarre road rage incident that happened last week and ended

with one person hitting the other over the head.

There aren't many details on what prompted the altercation, but we do know this.

The victim was driving when he noticed another driver following closely behind and honking.

So both people pulled over, got out, and started trading blows.

And that's when one of the dudes went to his trunk, popped it, and pulled out a ukulele.

Not a crowbar.

Interesting.

Not what I thought he had in the trunk.

Nope.

Then he proceeded to hit the victim over the head with it. Smash. Smash. Smash. That's all you got. I don't know. Euclilies are so chill. I mean, even that was kind of chill, right? Yeah, it's kind of small too. What do you like whack him on the ear? Yeah. Yeah. That's not very effective. Both drivers left the scene.

Unclear who reported the incident.

But police say the case is being investigated as an assault. Yeah, it's not very effective. Both drivers left the scene. Unclear who reported the incident,

but police say the case is being investigated as an assault with a deadly weapon.

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