What's it Like to Finally Date a Good Guy (w/ Michaela Watkins)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Michaela Watkins (SNL, The Unicorn, Big Mouth) has been boy crazy her whole life. She discusses the hot kids they were into, shares why her husband proposed with a t-shirt, and her mom's "orgies" with students. Plus, Nicole admits she's never said "I Love You" to anyone. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:27.0	A podcast or a meaner, hold by or try to figure out how I'm still single.
0:31.0	Even though you can push me down a flight of stairs, I'd still date you.
0:37.0	My guest today you know her from SNL, the movie The House, Casual, Catastrophe, Good Boys,
0:47.0	Transparent, Big Mouth, The Unicorn, so many things.
0:51.0	Make a walk in!
0:53.0	Thank you so much for doing this.
0:55.0	Oh my gosh, my pleasure, my pleasure.
0:57.0	It's a real treat. Also you look very nice.
1:01.0	Oh I do! Yes!
1:03.0	Guys, if you're just two again, I'm wearing a blue jumpsuit with a denim tinge.
1:09.0	I've got myself a 1980s tree torn.
1:13.0	Thank you so much.
1:17.0	I was at a political fundraiser, guys.
1:19.0	Yeah, that was happening.
1:21.0	Katie Hill had her seat ripped away to the bench porn.
1:23.0	It was really crazy.
1:25.0	Yeah, and I truly didn't fully understand it.
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