Having Tandem Sex (w/ Sasheer Zamata)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2019

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

"When you and your friend fuck at the same time, just in different places". Best friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Corporate) shares the time her and Nicole tandem-fucked in Canada and why it was an awful experience for the both of them. Sasheer shares her first kiss story and the time she witnessed a coke bottle dick. Nicole's dog got stoned again. Also, an unfortunate update with Zach. Plus, a special Audience Q&A segment where Nicole roasts a listener, provides pick-up advice, and discuss their drag king names. Recorded live in Tempe! Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please!
0:15.0	Tell me why!
0:24.0	Hi!
0:26.0	Wow!
0:28.0	Hi!
0:30.0	Hi!
0:32.0	Oh boy!
0:34.0	Thank you so much for coming out!
0:38.0	Truly what a treat, what a dream!
0:42.0	Okay, so this is a live episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:46.0	A podcast where me, Nicole Byer, tries to figure out how I'm still single,
0:55.0	even though if you presented me this bottle full of your own,
1:00.0	come I drink it.
1:02.0	Hi!
1:04.0	Hi!
1:06.0	Hi!
1:08.0	Hi!
1:10.0	My guess today is a very special person in my life.
1:18.0	She's been on corporate, she's been on SNL,
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