Having Tandem Sex (w/ Sasheer Zamata)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2019
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
"When you and your friend fuck at the same time, just in different places".
Best friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Corporate) shares the time her and Nicole tandem-fucked in Canada and why it was an awful experience for the both of them. Sasheer shares her first kiss story and the time she witnessed a coke bottle dick. Nicole's dog got stoned again. Also, an unfortunate update with Zach.
Plus, a special Audience Q&A segment where Nicole roasts a listener, provides pick-up advice, and discuss their drag king names. Recorded live in Tempe!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please! |
| 0:15.0 | Tell me why! |
| 0:24.0 | Hi! |
| 0:26.0 | Wow! |
| 0:28.0 | Hi! |
| 0:30.0 | Hi! |
| 0:32.0 | Oh boy! |
| 0:34.0 | Thank you so much for coming out! |
| 0:38.0 | Truly what a treat, what a dream! |
| 0:42.0 | Okay, so this is a live episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:46.0 | A podcast where me, Nicole Byer, tries to figure out how I'm still single, |
| 0:55.0 | even though if you presented me this bottle full of your own, |
| 1:00.0 | come I drink it. |
| 1:02.0 | Hi! |
| 1:04.0 | Hi! |
| 1:06.0 | Hi! |
| 1:08.0 | Hi! |
| 1:10.0 | My guess today is a very special person in my life. |
| 1:18.0 | She's been on corporate, she's been on SNL, |
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