Living with Nicole Byer (w/ John Milhiser)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Nicole's roommate John Milhiser (SNL, CollegeHumor) discuss how Nicole serves as a third in his relationship, if they've ever heard each other have sex, and their dog's drug problem. Plus, he shares what's life like living with Nicole Byer. Also, Nicole describes her experience crashing a motorcycle. Check out John's baguette Instagram page at @baguettemenots and watch his new movie Greener Grass. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:27.0	A podcast from me, Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single, even though if you asked me to eat nothing but frosted flakes for the duration of our relationship and the frosting is your cum, I would do it.
0:47.0	My guest today has already taken off his boots. He is right at home.
0:53.0	He doesn't do that at home. Our home that we share sometimes. Also while I was doing that intro, he was staring at me because he knew something dirty was coming and he didn't know it.
1:01.0	I was like frosted flakes ain't that bad.
1:04.0	Oh, come. There you go. That's the ticket.
1:08.0	Oh, that voice you heard is my roommate who I've lived with for seven years.
1:16.0	John.
1:19.0	Milliser.
1:21.0	No, John.
1:23.0	Come on, what's up?
1:24.0	No, John.
1:27.0	What up, what up, what up? This is how I sound.
1:30.0	John, stop doing a black sense.
1:33.0	I'm not doing it.
1:35.0	I'm kidding. You were doing a straight man sent.
1:38.0	Yeah.
1:41.0	I hate it.
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