I love when poor people get money.

I'm stupid.

Yeah.

Welcome back to another episode of two girls, one blunt.

We have a very special guest today.

Dylan Carlino.

Hello.

Hi.

Hilarious Austin comedian.

How are I?

Co-host of some of this is Bad Pod.

We just had Colton on last week yesterday for us but welcome back I'm Emily Wade and thank you for joining us yeah you smoke weed

sometimes what was your first experience like getting high oh my god so I was at my house

I'm from Massachusetts and I was too yeah, absolutely. And I, my mom was always, I was always like the kid who was going to get in trouble or whatever. So I was like, before I even did anything. So it was like, I was in trouble before I even did anything. So I was kind of like, well, I might as well just do whatever the fuck I want. I'm already being like looked at like I'm in trouble. And my mom was always trying to like stop me from hanging out with certain people.

Like there was like girls that she'd be like, you can't hang out with her. She's fast. She's fast. Did she know you were gay? That means slutty, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's such an adult thing. She seems a little fast. You're like, mom, she's on a race track, but she's not going to get to the finish line with me.

How'd you know she was a track star?

And I wasn't allowed at certain girls' houses or whatever But then my mom was like giving this one girl a chance She was like, all right, you're saying your friends And she's not that bad Like I'm going to be gone for the night Like she can come over First night she comes over we smoke weed in my house of course and your mom smelled it no she wasn't even home for that my mom is a great mom if you watch this but damn she does she like looks me up and then watches it but she dated a lot and she wouldn't date guys from our hometown so she'd like go be at his house for the weekend I was so smart yeah yeah yeah it is

I like that and we got to do whatever we wanted she doesn't know about the parties if you're listening sorry I was like is she finding out now that's what I want to know for sure everything my mom last mom was home she started crying because she was like do you do and I was like I'm literally three or sober and she's like, but you've never done like

And I was like, yeah, obviously I've done cocaine

Like what are you talking about?

And she like burst into tears

Oh like I'm literally three years sober and she's like but you've never done like and I was like yeah obviously I've done cocaine like what are you talking about and she like

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