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2 Girls 1 Blunt

Mike Cannon on Being Feral & Traumatized

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7548 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

🎉 Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we’re joined by NYC comedian Mike Cannon, who just released his hilarious new Stand-Up Comedy Special, Traumatized Animal! Join us as we dive into his Irish-Catholic upbringing, share laughs about growing up "feral," and tackle the bizarre world of hand deformities. Plus, today’s word is "anticipation"! 🔥 Don’t miss Mike’s new special here: Traumatized Animal and catch him on tour at MikeCannonComedy.com! 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologet...

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0:00.0

What type of, like, kid were you growing up?

0:01.9

Were you a theater kid?

0:02.7

A feral boy.

0:04.1

A feral boy. You were a degenerate behind the school. I think I was both. So I never, like, I didn't do any of that. I didn't, like, smoke cigarettes or steal beer or anything like that. But I definitely got into trouble constantly. I was always angling for attention. I got kicked off my bus in first grade for fighting. I also, I didn't know that my mom reminded me that this.

0:23.9

Apparently the fighting was like, for attention. I got kicked off my bus in first grade for fighting. I also, I didn't know that

0:22.5

my mom reminded me that this. Apparently the fighting was like the straw that broke the camels

0:26.1

back like two weeks into the first grade school year. But I, the first day of school, I was very

0:31.1

clearly going through something, but no adult ever asked. I pulled a fence out of the ground.

0:36.7

Like my neighbor's fence. I was in first grade,

0:39.5

just running off the bus, apparently, you know, just couldn't handle the fact that I had to pay

0:43.1

attention and listen all day, got off the bus and just like looked for something and ripped

0:48.1

this fence out of the ground.

0:56.1

Walbergers is great. It is great.

0:57.3

It is great.

0:57.6

Yeah.

0:58.9

A skinny fries.

1:01.3

Do you guys have seen the sixth sense, right?

1:01.9

Yeah. Okay.

1:02.2

Weird thing, but as a kid, like six years old, my mom would find me in the basement and I'd

1:07.5

just be rewatching it over and over.

1:09.7

That's terrifying.

1:11.9

Yeah. So I've watched it a couple times.

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