Men will fuck a fucking wall in a couch.

They'll take me as I am.

Yeah.

That's all I get.

It is funny how actively men, their standards are so low.

So low.

And how mean women are to themselves.

We're at the creek in the cave today, boys. Welcome back to two-girls one blunt. I'm Jamie. This is Emily. She forgets who she is. And we have a beautiful guest. You're absolutely stunning, by the way. You were very hot. I think I first when I saw you in person, I was like, wow. That's a beautiful man. That's what I hear. You get that a lot what I hear I get that a lot

it's an odd thing to like

be like yeah other people think I'm really hot

but like you just gotta like rock

with it yeah you just have to be like I'm hot

yes

do you do that well I definitely

don't fuck ugly

oh we do

I wish I could relate so this is Colton Dowling. He's a hilarious comedian, creaking cave, regular. He has a podcast with Dylan called Some of This is Bad. Yep. My sister's a big fan. I remember she was just like, I keep listening to this podcast and they're my favorite, Jamie. You have to listen to them. And I'm like, you don't even listen to my podcast. And then she sends me your clips and I was like, I love them. And then she was also like, I love Jimmy. She was like, he's one of my favorites on the show. He has upgraded his look so much. Doesn't he give, like, Wes from Real World the challenge? I've never

seen that, but he is giving like bad

boy vibes and that's hot. You look

like her ex-boyfriend but with hair.

Okay. Yeah. A lot of people

keep telling me to start

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