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Am I the Genius?

What's a RULE at your School that BACKFIRED?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6766 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2024

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

What was one rule that was implemented at your school that backfired horribly?

0:05.0

My senior year of high school, we got moved into a new school building across from the grocery store.

0:10.0

The builders put up walls over the plumbing for water fountains by accident,

0:14.0

so there was a huge increase in reusable bottles, and the school put up a vending machine entirely full of water.

0:19.0

Now I suppose it's time to mention that

0:21.3

this was in Washington State, where you can sell liquor in grocery stores along with anything else.

0:26.4

So, some freshmen got the bright idea to start stealing vodka from the store across the street,

0:31.9

fill disposable waters with it, and sell it to other students. This caused a huge problem with a large population of drunk underclassmen

0:39.7

wandering the halls of the school and getting into trouble. Finally, the staff got together for a

0:44.6

meeting about what to do. Someone suggested banning water bottles. So now students had no access to water

0:50.4

during school hours and everyone was enraged. There were articles written about it and parents

0:55.6

complaining. People all over town were talking about how we had a ban on water. They eventually

1:00.6

lifted the ban and the alcohol problem resumed. In conclusion, my school had kids selling booze

1:06.7

in water bottles and banned water. In the late 90s, humorous graphic teas became a popular thing, and the mall had a few stores

1:14.7

that sold questionable taste shirts.

1:18.1

Shirts that said several things the narrator can't repeat on YouTube.

1:21.3

Sploge donor, a headless guy holding a sign that says, will work for head, that kind of thing.

1:26.9

The school made a rule that if

1:28.2

your shirt was inappropriate, you would have to turn it inside out. A kid in my class shows up to

1:33.2

school with a shirt that says, I'd rather be playing with myself. The teacher sends him to the

1:38.5

bathroom to turn it inside out. He returns with an inside out shirt that says, I put the F-U in fun. The teacher doesn't realize

1:47.2

it's the same shirt, so he takes it off in class and shows her both sides. He had a few shirts

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