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🗓️ 13 April 2024
⏱️ 24 minutes
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0:00.0 | divorced men. What moment made you realize, it's time for a divorce? When my buddies approached me |
0:07.8 | to complain that she kept sitting on their laps, wiggling, and hoping for a reaction. You have some |
0:14.0 | good buddies, man. Super awkward when your buddy's wife is finding any excuse to touch or rub you. If you |
0:20.0 | say something, you risk causing a fight or him not believing you. If you say nothing, you're a bad person. |
0:26.8 | I was a Lance Corporal bringing home scraps for a paycheck to an unemployed wife who one day brought home a brand new Lexus IS 350. |
0:35.2 | Because she got a good deal on it. Apparently I was supposed to pay the $800 a month |
0:41.0 | bill. I didn't think it was a good deal. My friend got a pretty substantial year-end bonus from work. |
0:48.9 | He decided to use most of it for his wife's Christmas gift and pay off her remaining student loans, |
0:55.4 | about $15,000, |
1:01.8 | and the remaining portion to buy a new computer share for when he gamed, about $300. Christmas morning, |
1:05.7 | he was nice enough to let me stay at his place when I travelled for work, as he lived 20 minutes from the airport, we all woke up and had breakfast. His family and her parents came over and we started exchanging |
1:11.8 | gifts. Besides paying for her loans, he had gotten her a few items. She opened the card saying |
1:17.5 | her loans were paid off and she just sat there for a minute. After the silence and assuming |
1:21.8 | she was kind of in shock, she asked, did you seriously not get me anything else? I brought |
1:27.3 | you that stupid keyboard. She got him the wrong one, by the way. And you only got me a few things? At that point, his brother-in-law and myself decided to hang out in another room, for a while, while they ended up getting into a huge fight. A day later, when he was dropping me off at the airport, he told me he was going to visit a lawyer and get a divorce. |
1:46.7 | I'd been seeing a girl for six months. I knew she was unstable and explosive, but I was in love |
1:51.8 | with her good side and also kind of an idiot. She convinced me to move in with her, then convinces me |
1:56.9 | we need a new kitchen, a new bathroom, a new couch, new TV, and she also needs a driver's |
2:01.9 | license. Since she was permanently broke, I paid for it all like a good boyfriend does. Then I broke |
2:08.6 | my leg. She took care of me for a few days, then said I could do my own grocery shopping and make |
2:13.2 | my own dinner, since she wasn't my mother. Mind you, we lived on the third floor of an apartment building |
2:18.8 | and there was no elevator while I was up to my knee in caste. The week after, she went out with |
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