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Am I the Genius?

When Did you Realize it was TIME to get a DIVORCE?

Am I the Genius?

amithejerk.com

Education, Self-improvement

4.6769 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2024

⏱️ 24 minutes

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divorced men. What moment made you realize, it's time for a divorce? When my buddies approached me

0:07.8

to complain that she kept sitting on their laps, wiggling, and hoping for a reaction. You have some

0:14.0

good buddies, man. Super awkward when your buddy's wife is finding any excuse to touch or rub you. If you

0:20.0

say something, you risk causing a fight or him not believing you. If you say nothing, you're a bad person.

0:26.8

I was a Lance Corporal bringing home scraps for a paycheck to an unemployed wife who one day brought home a brand new Lexus IS 350.

0:35.2

Because she got a good deal on it. Apparently I was supposed to pay the $800 a month

0:41.0

bill. I didn't think it was a good deal. My friend got a pretty substantial year-end bonus from work.

0:48.9

He decided to use most of it for his wife's Christmas gift and pay off her remaining student loans,

0:55.4

about $15,000,

1:01.8

and the remaining portion to buy a new computer share for when he gamed, about $300. Christmas morning,

1:05.7

he was nice enough to let me stay at his place when I travelled for work, as he lived 20 minutes from the airport, we all woke up and had breakfast. His family and her parents came over and we started exchanging

1:11.8

gifts. Besides paying for her loans, he had gotten her a few items. She opened the card saying

1:17.5

her loans were paid off and she just sat there for a minute. After the silence and assuming

1:21.8

she was kind of in shock, she asked, did you seriously not get me anything else? I brought

1:27.3

you that stupid keyboard. She got him the wrong one, by the way. And you only got me a few things? At that point, his brother-in-law and myself decided to hang out in another room, for a while, while they ended up getting into a huge fight. A day later, when he was dropping me off at the airport, he told me he was going to visit a lawyer and get a divorce.

1:46.7

I'd been seeing a girl for six months. I knew she was unstable and explosive, but I was in love

1:51.8

with her good side and also kind of an idiot. She convinced me to move in with her, then convinces me

1:56.9

we need a new kitchen, a new bathroom, a new couch, new TV, and she also needs a driver's

2:01.9

license. Since she was permanently broke, I paid for it all like a good boyfriend does. Then I broke

2:08.6

my leg. She took care of me for a few days, then said I could do my own grocery shopping and make

2:13.2

my own dinner, since she wasn't my mother. Mind you, we lived on the third floor of an apartment building

2:18.8

and there was no elevator while I was up to my knee in caste. The week after, she went out with

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