What Ridiculous Things About Sex Did You Believe Were True?

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🗓️ 20 July 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Looking back at it, you can't believe you thought these things about sex when you were younger. If you've had a moment like this, we want to hear from you. But first, Bert has a " bless you heart" confession about something he learned last year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.2	Dad, I'm hungry.
0:31.6	Right, what do I cook for tea?
0:33.4	Makin chips. These will be good.
0:35.4	You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer.
0:38.4	Just say Alexa, open Makin and Alexa will help you.
0:42.3	What? You mean if I say Alexa, open Makin, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me.
0:46.5	Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them
0:50.7	and give you ideas for tea.
0:52.1	Okay. Alexa, open Makin.
0:54.7	Well done, dad. Such a tech wizard.
0:56.8	Chip chip rye.
0:57.9	Crispy air fryer perfection with Makin.
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1:02.8	I admitted something really embarrassing to these guys a couple of days ago, but I didn't
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