One Listener Is Calling Out A Bert Show Member For Their Pool Story!
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🗓️ 20 July 2022
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue I Kaley you are being called out my dude called out. I figured this would happen. I |
| 0:07.2 | did it and I was I don't know why I was the one that was copied on the email with you. Yeah, I don't |
| 0:12.6 | know. I took a look at the email and I was like, oh geez, whatever. Okay, so let's reset this because |
| 0:19.9 | it says everything to do with your 40 year old friend who brought his beer funnel to the neighborhood |
| 0:27.7 | pool, right? Right. Not my neighborhood pool. Someone else's neighborhood pool that I was invited to |
| 0:32.8 | that I then invited another couple with me to go. But you asked for permission. Yeah, yeah, |
| 0:39.6 | the blessing of a couple who invited me kind of my wife and I kind of double booked ourselves. |
| 0:44.1 | Can we also make an international law right here? At what point does a guy have to retire as beer |
| 0:49.2 | funnel? I mean, because if you're bringing it at 40 years old to hang out with your other friends |
| 0:54.5 | and funnel at the neighborhood pool, it's a little tardy for that. Well, yeah, I mean, |
| 1:01.6 | it won on a couple levels. It won it like the first thing you think of, is that dude an alcoholic? |
| 1:08.4 | You know, like why is he bringing? But then again, maybe he just likes to have a good time. I |
| 1:13.5 | didn't know he was bringing it. He just like pulled it out of this like briefcase. It was like, |
| 1:18.8 | what do you do? I'm like, what do you do? I'm bringing it. I'm going to be at it in a bag. |
| 1:23.9 | He's carrying around just the gate. All right. So Frank, |
| 1:31.1 | I think I wanted to part. Yeah, I didn't know it was going down. |
| 1:36.1 | Frank's is beer funnel and that's when everything starts to go sideways. Yeah, I mean, after about |
| 1:40.4 | 45 minutes of him just downing some beers and getting a little rowdy. The lifeguards, |
| 1:49.2 | there's two of them on, I guess, duty is what she would say. And they have kids swim and lifeguard |
| 1:55.0 | breaks. And he went over there during a kid swim and adult swim and tried to go down this big slide. |
| 2:03.8 | So for those of you that don't know if you haven't been to a pool like this before, |
| 2:07.2 | the adults, what means all the kids out of the pool get out of here. Only the adults can be in |
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