What Is Love? We Got The Answer From Kristin’s Toddler!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:02.0 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:03.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:04.2 | Oh, never mind. |
| 0:05.2 | Bondi Beach, Barry Reef, here we come. |
| 0:08.2 | Holiday of a lifetime. |
| 0:09.5 | I can't wait. |
| 0:11.0 | Me neither. |
| 0:12.3 | Ladies and gentlemen will shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:16.0 | Austria? |
| 0:17.0 | We're supposed to be going to Australia? |
| 0:19.7 | What have you done? |
| 0:20.5 | Um, should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online. Uh... We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done? |
| 0:22.9 | Should have gone to Spec Savers. |
| 0:24.3 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:27.3 | Anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:28.9 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:34.1 | Listen, it's The Bird Show. |
| 0:35.4 | It's not adult men. |
| 0:37.9 | It's not adult women that know what love. The purest form of love is, who is it, Kristen? It's the bird show. It's not adult men. It's not adult women that know what love. |
| 0:40.2 | The purest form of love is, who is it, Kristen? |
| 0:43.7 | It's children, specifically toddlers. |
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