Full Show PT 1: Friday, February 14

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.6	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:04.4	Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.
0:07.8	Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.
0:10.2	Me neither.
0:12.5	Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.1	Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.
0:19.6	What have you done?
0:21.9	Should have gone to Spec Savers.
0:23.8	Book an eye test online.
0:25.3	Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.1	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:32.5	I don't hate it today.
0:34.7	I don't hate plead the fifth at all today.
0:36.5	Uh, last week maybe I didn't like it so much, but today I like it.
0:39.6	Because it's Kristen that is on the hot seat today on Plead the Fifth.
0:43.7	My biscuits are burning.
0:45.6	And what's funny is I do the schedule.
0:48.3	So I've been seeing this all week, so I knew it was coming.
0:51.3	And then I come in studio this morning, and I opened my computer and I opened my schedule.
0:55.0	And I was like, oh, dang it.
0:56.9	Yeah.
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