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What Is In This Mysterious Box That’s Been In The Studio For YEARS?

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

It’s time for a BIG Bert Show unboxing! Bert has used a specific box to hold up his computer for YEARS! But, now he’s curious: what did Cassie order around four years ago?! Find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Burt show

0:02.0

All right. I got to hear this story from Abby so happy like is just pulling in this morning, but God bless her hits us yesterday

0:09.8

She was in Florida as she's been telling, she's going to her cousin's wedding.

0:13.9

And it must have been yesterday afternoon, three-ish

0:17.8

when you text us and said, I can't get on a flight

0:19.9

until midnight?

0:20.6

Oh, yeah, and I had known for a couple of hours, but I was just kind of hoping I was like,

0:24.0

I feel like this is a bad dream that I'm going to wake up from. So I wake up yesterday, very hung

0:29.2

over for my cousin's wedding, really enjoyed that open bar, and I checked my Southwest app just to kind of see like, you know, where's my plana, you know, it's coming in at six, perfect time gives me, gives me enough time to not feel like I have to rush out of bed. I had a massage booked. I was going to grab

0:44.0

lunch by the pool and then I was going to hop on my flight and everything was going to be great.

0:48.1

So the flight was scheduled for what time?

0:49.8

It was scheduled for 6 PM. Okay. and I look at my Southwest app and I thought I had an

0:56.2

aneurism because it said midnight and I said that's definitely not what I

1:00.0

booked and it said it had been delayed due to air traffic control issues

1:05.0

that I think were happening all throughout Florida.

1:06.7

So this was a common issue happening to all planes like all throughout Florida.

1:11.2

And I'm like, okay, so I'm picturing myself getting into my

1:15.5

apartment at 1.30 to then have a 4.30 a.m. wake-up call but I'm like you know

1:20.6

what? Well power through so I'm like just in case

1:23.3

it can't it gets canceled because it kept getting pushed back because it was midnight

1:26.7

and then it was 12 30 and then it was 1 a.m. I'm like it's gonna get to the point

1:30.0

where I'm literally going to Uber from the airport into work.

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