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Hello and welcome to our Friday episode.

This is where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week,

random things that have been sent in,

and how our advice went down with you, our wonderful G and Divas.

Looking forward to the weekend.

I am actually. I am. What about you? What are you doing?

I'm just having an at-home weekend and I think I'm going to do the garden. I'm going to stain the, when we moved it, the fence on one side is a bit of an odd colour. I don't like it.

It's like a bluey green. It doesn't look very natural. So I need to sort of get some tester pots and decide what, what color I'm going to paint it, because it does look a bit dull. Oh, so that was really boring. Well, go on. Excite us with what you're doing this. We get, oh, we're going to go pub.

Well, yeah, on Sunday.

That's hardly riveting, is it? Saturday, I'm going to take my dad to a pub for his birthday. Right, as it's the pub. Yeah. But I didn't need to go. I think I kept it short and sweet. I'm going to take my dad because it was his birthday. People might be interested.

I need to say, actually, I'd be 60th to me dad.

60 years old, my dad.

I can't believe.

I'm 36.

He's 60 years.

I won't believe. I'm 36. He's 60 years. How old would have had me? 24. Hi, guys. It's he 24 when he had me. Thank you, Carol Vorderman. Good. Thanks, Carl Vorderman. Anyway, no, that sounds nice. It's very wholesome spring weekend. Exactly, and hopefully the weather will be decent so I can be outside. I already did my wet and forget a few weeks ago just to sort of bring the terrace back to life. So that'll be sort of... Oh, is that to clean the terrace? Yes. I need something for it. Do you know I'm really into me jet washing at the moment? Well, jet wash it and then you have to treat it. Right. I needed to ask you about this. Is there some of you... Yeah, why don't you get... There's some over here. Did I tell you that my jet wash brought all the boys to the yard? Right. Can I just say, if you... I got my jet wash in February. I'm sure that was the jet wash. I only used it for the first time, right? I started jet washing me front, yeah?

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