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Hello and welcome to help I sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the

challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those

everyday dilemmas. Like, is it rude to ask to see the wedding table plan when you've been

invited on your own? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Or does Dryhump in your virgin partner count as sex in the eyes of God? Have we had an answer from Lambeth Palace yet? Is that another letter to the Pope? No, Lambeth Palace is, by the way, oh, we haven't done a Pope update. Why, is he been in touch? No. Also, with the letters, I've just been in another wodge by Ben,

because it takes me about three months to actually get around to, so I'm on a three month backlog. He potentially has got back in touch and it's just going to take me months. God, the Pope's letter could be in there, as you see. I mean, to fact, I do look at the front cover of all of them and sort of look, which ones are more important. And I have a feeling I know which ones are from, you know,

Lucy and Sheffield and which ones from his holiness. Well, when he's got back to us regarding,

what is it? Controception and rats. Controception on New York rats. Ask him if it's all right

as a virgin and religious person to dry hump someone.

Yes. Okay. Okay. Fine. I will. In the meantime, you write to archbishop's era and the new archbishop. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You do that. What do I ask? What's the Christian position on? The Church of England? Mm. All right. Yeah, what's the Church of England position on dry humping? Dry hump it.

Does that counter-sex?

I want you to do if you accidentally sexed your boss, but then. All right. Yeah, what's the church of being a position on dry-humping? Dry-humping.

Does that counter-sex?

And what should do if you accidentally sexed your boss?

But we're not usual dilemma daddies, are we, William Hanson? No, we're not, Jordan North. I'm more head massage. Your more headache. And that's from Joel. I like that, Joel. Slow weeks on the I'm more, you're most.

I think that's good. Don't.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just a diss at Jack. Are you coming for both producers today, are you? No, I'm being nice, I'm being nice. This is nice. I'm being nice. Ben dropped a full bottle of the bonnet and I've not not said, alt-tete the piss yet. And when I say a full bottle, I mean a full bottle, I just kept quiet and finished my M&S salad. Right? Did I or did I say anything? Well, you said nothing. You were freshening up at the time that it happened, but Ben came and went, oh, do you want some fresh D, William? You want some fresh D? It was all joking. And then it falls into his hand and smashes onto the studio carpet. You dozy bastard. And, yeah, and so we all glass everywhere. There's a dog in the studio as well. Oh, he's on one today as well, Diego.

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