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Help I Sexted My Boss
Audio Always
4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
It was bound to happen. The law catches up with us all eventually, and Jordan North is no exception to that rule. What none of us could have expected was for the law to barge in and confront him in the middle of the podcast!
Luckily for all of us, William and Jordan can still solve modern day dilemmas - even if one of them is in handcuffs. Expect everything from wearing your wife’s knickers to emergency tampon removals.
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Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production.
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| 0:00.0 | There's lots of very funny dilemmas coming your way in just a moment. |
| 0:06.6 | You can watch every episode of Help I Sexed My Boss too. |
| 0:10.1 | From Jordan's attempts to be a YouTuber back in 2010, seriously, the second-hand embarrassment |
| 0:15.2 | is real, to William's reaction to seeing a fanny for the first time. |
| 0:19.6 | There are so many brilliant moments that you need to see. |
| 0:23.0 | Search for Help I Sexted My Boss on YouTube and hit subscribe so you don't miss an episode. |
| 0:34.1 | Hello and welcome to Help I Sexed My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, |
| 0:40.7 | answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas like, |
| 0:45.5 | is it ever okay to eat food in the supermarket before paying? |
| 0:48.5 | Or what's the etiquette for using a fish knife to eat meat? |
| 0:51.8 | And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not usual girthy gentlemen, are we William Mahogany Cut Hanson? No, we're not Jordan Pocket Rockets North. I'm more Jane Eyre. You're more Jane McDonald's. I like that. That's from Sean. Apparently, she's just done a series in Nashville. Yes, she has. |
| 1:11.6 | Yes, she'd beat you to it. |
| 1:13.2 | She's becoming somewhat of a national treasure, Jay, McDonald. And can I just say, I used to watch her on the cruise in 99 with my mom. So does I. Bear in mind we're making this as a butch episode. Yes. But my mum used to let me... We started well. My mum used to let me stay up late to watch it |
| 1:27.8 | Because it was on at 9 o'clock |
| 1:29.0 | It's called The Cruise |
| 1:30.1 | Yes |
| 1:30.5 | And she always used to let me stay up late to watch it because it was on at 9 o'clock. |
| 1:29.1 | It's called The Cruise. |
| 1:30.3 | And she always used to come out and go, on a clear day. |
| 1:36.7 | Certainly rhymes with day. |
| 1:38.9 | And my mum used to let me stay up towards you, but this is a butch episode. |
| 1:42.1 | This is a butch episode. |
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