Get it the birth show. So I think we probably have all been to kids parties where it's just so over the top where you're like doing the

Checklist in your head on how much this must have cost for a freaking two-year-old. Right?

Yeah, and I just celebrated my daughter's fourth birthday,

and she has never really had a real birthday party

because of COVID, and she didn't start school,

and all this.

So this was her first birthday party so we wanted to go

bigger but not crazy over the top it is just some things that happened and some

poor planning on my part that I paid the stupid tax which is where you have to pay

extra because you were stupid and you didn't plan in advance for shipping and

expediting yes exactly you know like and so I you know, we have a backyard and there's a creek next to it, so I'm worried about the creek and the kids falling into it, so we put up a makeshift fence, so we had to buy that.

And then the original baker I was talking to ghosted on me.

Oh, what?

Yes, ghosted on some unicorn cake pops.

And I made the dumb mom move of promising my kids something.

And they never forget, right?

No.

Dang it.

All she wanted was a cake and cake pop.

She wanted both at her party because she likes them and I said,

you will have those.

And then like two days before the event

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