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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Time to clear that docket! Eyedrops in public, watching the Tour de France, mystery dog poop bags, gift card use, communal bookshelves, and much more! Plus an update from our favorite cryptocurrency miners, the C-Team!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baelif Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers this week
0:07.9	clearing the docket and with me is Maine's other man, Judge John Hodgman. That's right, Jesse Thorn.
0:15.2	Hello. I am here broadcasting to you live on.wave file from the solar powered studios of WERU
0:24.1	community radio here in Orland, Maine across the glass. We have the whole J squad back together. I see
0:30.3	of course Jesse Thorn right there in the teleconference our producer Jennifer Marmer. Hello, Jennifer
0:35.5	and Los Angeles. Hi. And across the glass for me is the Maine man Joel Mann. Hey, Judge. Hi,
0:42.8	Joel. A little market report. If you're looking for frozen hash browns, they do have them at
0:47.9	burnt cove market in Stonington. Hey, thanks for that. Yeah. They're not easy to find. Trust me.
0:54.8	They're in the corner as you turn the corner from the energy drink aisle into the frozen food
0:59.5	aisle. They're right on the right up at the top. Cavendish Farms brand. Apparently, Jesse,
1:05.6	these are the official hash browns of Gillette Stadium. Did you know that? I had no idea. Yeah.
1:10.8	If you're going to go see a sports in Gillette Stadium like a Patriot's game and you're going to
1:16.8	get some of those famous ballpark hash browns that they sell as they walk up and down the aisle.
1:23.0	Cavendish Farms. So these aren't the official, these aren't the official hash browns of the
1:27.9	New England Patriots, for example. No, just the stadium. Just the stadium meets these. Yeah,
1:33.7	just the stadium. So yeah, I mean, it doesn't matter what they're doing there. Things are opening
1:38.4	back up again. Maybe you're going to go see a concert there. Maybe you're going to go see Joe
1:43.3	Bird in the field hippies play. You want some of the sweet stadium hash browns? Just know.
1:48.4	That's Cavendish Farms quality. By the way, Jesse Thorne, you weren't here when we finally
1:54.5	wrapped up the Rudy's place saga on Judge John Hodgman. And I mentioned that I got a letter from
2:00.2	one of Rudy and Mary's neighbors. That letter being 1500 words long. Excellent. Too long for a college
2:08.0	application. I'll tell you about much right now. Exactly. So guess what? The record was just broken
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