I'm Johnny Smith, I'm Richard Porter, and this is Smith & Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and char day.

Of course it's spring now, coming into summer, so the gardens getting busier, things are blooming.

This is the voice of Monty Don, obviously, keen garden, nice and relaxing.

So this is the perfect relaxing. It's the perfect time to go out in your local town or village.

What I've done is I've cloned a lot of Audi keys. I'll go and find the nearest RS4.

I tend to bring it back into my garden in the dead of night, and I find very, very thin tyres, snow tyres are often perfect.

And you can dig some incredibly effortless beds around the perimeter of your own garden, and then put the car back afterwards.

It's effortless. Then what I've done is...

When the sun comes out, the other thing I really enjoy doing, I go out for a very early pre-dawn walk.

I find a couple of defenders, and I remove the doors, the bonnet and the tailgate, and they make a really good raised bed.

And because I have them paid for them, they're simply free.

Car theft gardening with Monty Don.

It's gardening. Remember, it's gardening.

Yes, we did talk about this, didn't we?

I think this is the time. It'll be peak gardening soon.

It's funny enough. Later today, I'm expecting an appearance from the unexpectedly bald man that I mentioned on a previous show,

because he's coming over to tidy up my garden.

Is he like the smoking man from the ex-files?

Do you remember the ex-files with the smoking man?

Yeah, he's quite a sinister dude, doesn't he?

Hang on, what was that song?

I know. It was one week with the song.

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