Santa Pod sleepover
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2021
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Jonny wants Richard to spend a weekend at a drag strip sleeping in a van. Richard does not want to do this. Also in this episode, Quentin Willson's palm parking masterclass, power steering reservoir like an Alka-Seltzer, listeners' cockcroach cars and deceased spec purchases, trying to pressure wash your car during a Zoom call, and the insane prices of XJ-shape Jeep Cherokees. Plus, driving a second-hand hearse, accidentally buying a fully-stocked mobile library, remembering Britain's sleaziest alloy wheel, and feeling self-conscious about your trousers.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Richard Porter, I'm Johnny Smith, and this is Smith & Sniff, a podcast in which two |
| 0:06.2 | friends talk about cars and many other things. |
| 0:08.4 | I watched the music video to that, did you see it? |
| 0:19.5 | I DM'd you it. |
| 0:20.8 | It was like, I just saw that, it was really embarrassing, you see it now. |
| 0:27.3 | It felt like teachers doing something for a school panto that they weren't really comfortable |
| 0:33.2 | with. |
| 0:34.2 | Oh no, I'm a lonely heart, didn't it? |
| 0:38.6 | They're wearing clothes that they definitely didn't choose. |
| 0:43.0 | There's that feeling of, have you ever been dressed for a situation not really by you |
| 0:48.6 | and you've just got to go with it? |
| 0:50.8 | Yes. |
| 0:51.8 | Yeah, and you were like, oh, this is not really me, or maybe I'm living a lie. |
| 0:58.2 | I have. |
| 0:59.2 | Yeah, it's a weird feeling, isn't it? |
| 1:02.2 | Yes, and yeah, and you go, oh, don't really like these trousers, but the people around |
| 1:06.3 | you're going, there's fine, and some professional persons put you in those trousers, so they |
| 1:10.1 | just go, yeah, yeah, yeah, you look great, you just go, oh, do I though? |
| 1:13.6 | I do. |
| 1:14.6 | I bought some trousers last year that I wasn't sure |
| 1:21.7 | about, but I bought them because they were exactly the kind of trousers I wouldn't normally |
| 1:25.3 | choose. |
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