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Smith and Sniff

The wheeltrim fairy

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Improv, The Grand Tour, Cars, 5th Gear, Top Gear, Automotive, Comedy, Road Trips, Leisure

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

How to bring Christmas cheer armed only with six sets of plastic wheel covers. Also in this episode, spotting a Triumph Stag in a hurry, what happens when your throttle gets stuck open, why Jonny is the king of engine death coasting, the classic car equivalent of flying ant day, and the sinisterness of four adults in a car. Plus, spindly helicopters, parachuting light aircraft, DSG exhaust parps, another Des plate sighting, Bert from Bert & Ernie being a berk, and what's up with the movie Drive. Finally, last week's podcast wondered what Sade might drive. This week we have answers. Oh boy, we have answers.



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0:00.0

I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith, and this is Smith and Sniff, a podcast in which two

0:05.4

friends talk about cars and further intel on Char Day.

0:12.9

Do you know what? I went from being in absolute bliss, relaxed bliss, to a reasonable amount

0:20.5

of alarm, very quickly, day before yesterday. I was in London for the first time in a very

0:27.2

long time. I had to go to a meeting and I thought I'll walk. It was like two mile walk and it was

0:33.3

quite a nice day and it just felt really good. London was pleasurably quiet, lots of electric cars

0:39.2

and not not not very many people, but all of this sort of early summer, slight euphoria was

0:48.4

slightly it shook it shook me a bit. I saw a triumph stag coming the other way

0:54.2

and the top was down and the person was wearing sunglasses, but I could tell they were driving

1:00.0

really quickly, like round tight corners and I thought I know what's happening. They can't

1:08.1

afford to slow down because it's going to overheat. It's possibly one of the most sort of stressful

1:16.0

but we're trying to look cool because we're in a classic and it's British and we're in London.

1:20.7

But at the same time, I think there was an amount of alarm going on under the surface of like

1:27.6

if we get caught in any traffic, the fact that the rad can't call the engine properly,

1:33.6

that the fan doesn't really work effectively. There's a Ken Lo in a box in his garage.

1:43.4

But he's cursing now, he's mentally picturing it. I'm assuming it's a man. I always assume it's

1:47.5

a man for some reason when there's a classic car, a mishap, I just think it was. It was a man

1:52.4

and he was on his own, but he looked like I think he had some flowers on the passenger seat,

1:55.7

so he almost looked like he was in a music video. Wow, an 80s music video.

2:00.8

Yeah, could be. You know, that's funny because last, well we came before last, I saw somebody in a

2:06.8

stag with the top down and they were going quite briskly around a turning writer, a big junction

2:15.3

and then gave it some beans. And it sounded bloody great. They do sound great.

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